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[Matyuv]

Does it give you that special knowledge? Maybe I should become a believer.
http://www.heptune.com/farts.html

[Canard WC]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlxr6mCmbf0

Believers of the Great Flying Poo are called the Jlfksjlfl. They have control over all farts and fecal matters in the world.

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Is it normal for dogs to like the smell of human farts?
(Question submitted by ahmed7700)

Yes, any odor that we find disgusting smells delicious to a dog. Dogs respond to the smell of farts, rotting fish, and carrion the same way we respond to the smell of bacon frying or cookies baking. A dog will often sniff the butt of the farter in order to inhale as much of the odor as possible.

[Canard WC]

Do fish fart?
According to our ichthyologist at the University of Guam, fish flatulence per se has not been studied, although people have investigated fish digestion. They find that although most fish have alkaline intestinal environments like our own, coral-eating fish have acidic intestinal contents. The acid serves to dissolve coral skeletal material. Coral has the same composition as Tums (calcium carbonate). One product of the reaction between acid and calcium carbonate is carbon dioxide gas. Therefore, it is logical to assume that coral-eating fish fart a lot.
The other fish probably fart also, for the same reasons that we do.
However, Mike Pulte, a great fish enthusiast, said that he has never seen a fish do it.
I asked our ichthyologist if it were possible that fish gas would go into the swim bladder instead of out the anal opening. He said that modern fish have an air bladder that is independent of the gastrointestinal tract. The gas comes from enzymatic activity and not from the intestine. Older models of fish have their swim bladder connected to the gastrointestinal tract, but it is attached high up, closer to the mouth than to the other end, and these fish come to the surface and gulp air to fill the bladder. Therefore, we can assume that intestinal gas leaves the fish through the anal opening.
We also pondered the possibility of fish making noise via flatulence, but apparently most fish noises are made through belching rather than farting.
Lisa P., an aquarium enthusiast, reports that she has seen her fish fart: "I have four aquariums and many fish, and I have personally witnessed fish farting! My goldfish used to do it all the time! You'd see a little bubble come out of his anus and stay there, trapped in the mucus of a long string of poop. (Ugh!) And my opaline gourami does it too. Neither of these are coral-eating fish. I have only owned two coral-eating fish so far, but I have never seen either of them fart. It seems most likely to me that much of this gas comes from air swallowed during eating. Also, goldfish have a very simple digestive system and their food is absorbed inefficiently, so possibly the bacteria have more to feed on?"

[Matyuv]

Is it true that some people never fart?

No, not if they're alive. People even fart shortly after death.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POi2nscLCXg&NR=1

[Canard WC]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POi2nscLCXg&NR=1

[Matyuv]

wats a vibrator

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"Is it time to have your own apartment?"

[Canard WC]

wats a vibrator

Nouveau smiley !

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It is very bon !

[Matyuv]

And boon.

[Hunchman801]

C'est vrai qu'il rend bien !

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bon ≠ boon

[Canard WC]

bon > boon

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bon >>> boon

[Canard WC]

bon >>> ∞ × boon

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0 × bon >>> ∞ × boon

[Canard WC]

Presque tout gestionnaire des TI peut identifier un projet de changement organisationnel par les TI qui n’a pas réalisé les bénéfices attendus. L’histoire est bien connue. Le projet a été accompli en respectant le budget alloué et l’échéancier prévu. Le système est parfaitement fonctionnel et il est même utilisé dans une certaine mesure. Toutefois, les utilisateurs manquent d’enthousiasme envers le système, s’ils ne démontrent pas carrément de l’hostilité.

[Comment ?]

Par indifférence ou par un manque de ressources causé par de nouvelles priorités d’affaires, les changements de structure organisationnelle qui avaient été planifiés quelques mois auparavant n’ont jamais été implantés. Les bénéfices promis ne seront jamais réalisés malgré les sommes colossales investies, ce qui promet un certain cynisme de la part de la direction de l’entreprise et des utilisateurs d’affaires envers les projets futurs. Comment éviter que cette histoire familière ne se répète?