Re: Rayman 1
Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 5:23 pm
The five stickies for the individual Rayman games tend to meander quite a lot anyway...
That's your answer!spiraldoor wrote:It could also be somewhere in the Saturn and PS1 versions. Developers sometimes leave unnecessary stuff in like that, just in case their removal accidentally fuxes up everything.
1: Very bad use of language. Shoddy grammar does not make this intro that good.The Magician wrote:Hiya, f*cks! You wanna know what's going on? Let me tell you the stoh-ree of Ray-mah!
In Rayman's world, nature and people lived together in p*ss. The Great Protoon-ah provides and maintains the heart and balance of the world.
Sorry, f*cks, this apparently cant ass...
One fateful day, the evil Mr. Dark steals the Great Protoon and defeats Buttilla the furry, as she tries to portect it! The Electoons used to gravitate all around it lose their natural sta-BILL-ity, and scat-TER ALL OVER THE WORLD-UH!
Troublesome, isn't it? And untidy, too.
In this now unbalanced world, strains and phenomenas begin to occur. Freaks and hostile characters begin to appear: Capturing all the Electoons they can FIYUND! They definetly need a hero to save them now...Doncha think? RAYMAN TO THE RESCUE!
(No problem)
Go and free the Electoons, Rayman! And bring back The Great Protoon from it's mist-eer-ee-us kid-nap-per!
But will the bad guys let him do it?
That made me laugh now.iHeckler9 wrote:I found a video which has several mistakes in it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2Flq65Qv5A
1: Very bad use of language. Shoddy grammar does not make this intro that good.The Magician wrote:Hiya, f*cks! You wanna know what's going on? Let me tell you the stoh-ree of Ray-mah!
In Rayman's world, nature and people lived together in p*ss. The Great Protoon-ah provides and maintains the heart and balance of the world.
Sorry, f*cks, this apparently cant ass...
One fateful day, the evil Mr. Dark steals the Great Protoon and defeats Buttilla the furry, as she tries to portect it! The Electoons used to gravitate all around it lose their natural sta-BILL-ity, and scat-TER ALL OVER THE WORLD-UH!
Troublesome, isn't it? And untidy, too.
In this now unbalanced world, strains and phenomenas begin to occur. Freaks and hostile characters begin to appear: Capturing all the Electoons they can FIYUND! They definetly need a hero to save them now...Doncha think? RAYMAN TO THE RESCUE!
(No problem)
Go and free the Electoons, Rayman! And bring back The Great Protoon from it's mist-eer-ee-us kid-nap-per!
But will the bad guys let him do it?
2: TERRIBLE lip-syncing.
3: Rayman's world? He should know the name of his own world. He's the genius, for goodness sake.
4: Sounds like a kid who just learned he lost his inhaler. Or meds. Whichever is funnier.
5: Untidy? You'd need a hell of a broom to sweep up the Heart of the World.
6: Sounds like Gok Wan.
7: _________ TO THE RESCUE! The way he says that, you might as well fill the gap with 'Mighty Morphing Power Rangers'.
8: The no problem doesn't sound AT ALL like Rayman. Come back when you're...Raymanian.
9: I don't blame him for talking one syllable at a time, especially if you're trying to squeeze into a hat.
10: That is one freaky cliff.
I make myself laugh, sometimes.Haruka wrote:That made me laugh now.iHeckler9 wrote:I found a video which has several mistakes in it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2Flq65Qv5A
1: Very bad use of language. Shoddy grammar does not make this intro that good.The Magician wrote:Hiya, f*cks! You wanna know what's going on? Let me tell you the stoh-ree of Ray-mah!
In Rayman's world, nature and people lived together in p*ss. The Great Protoon-ah provides and maintains the heart and balance of the world.
Sorry, f*cks, this apparently cant ass...
One fateful day, the evil Mr. Dark steals the Great Protoon and defeats Buttilla the furry, as she tries to portect it! The Electoons used to gravitate all around it lose their natural sta-BILL-ity, and scat-TER ALL OVER THE WORLD-UH!
Troublesome, isn't it? And untidy, too.
In this now unbalanced world, strains and phenomenas begin to occur. Freaks and hostile characters begin to appear: Capturing all the Electoons they can FIYUND! They definetly need a hero to save them now...Doncha think? RAYMAN TO THE RESCUE!
(No problem)
Go and free the Electoons, Rayman! And bring back The Great Protoon from it's mist-eer-ee-us kid-nap-per!
But will the bad guys let him do it?
2: TERRIBLE lip-syncing.
3: Rayman's world? He should know the name of his own world. He's the genius, for goodness sake.
4: Sounds like a kid who just learned he lost his inhaler. Or meds. Whichever is funnier.
5: Untidy? You'd need a hell of a broom to sweep up the Heart of the World.
6: Sounds like Gok Wan.
7: _________ TO THE RESCUE! The way he says that, you might as well fill the gap with 'Mighty Morphing Power Rangers'.
8: The no problem doesn't sound AT ALL like Rayman. Come back when you're...Raymanian.
9: I don't blame him for talking one syllable at a time, especially if you're trying to squeeze into a hat.
10: That is one freaky cliff.