Your last dream

[ItzalDrake]

A few hours ago I dreamed of visiting a Nintendo museum with a group of other people.
Satoru Iwata was there and he was our guide, he noticed that I was very interested compared to the rest of the group, in fact at the end of the visit he put me aside and we talked together until Miyamoto arrived and told him that he had to leave because he had some business to take care of

[WPTheModder]

I had a dream where my mom was listening to Yuno Miles... and then I went outside, stepped into the road and got hit by an ice cream truck.

There's much more, but I think that was the funniest (and craziest) part of it all

[Magelin]

I don’t dream a lot, but when i do, my dreams are usually bizarre.. I still remember two particular ones.
The first one is from when i was i child. I was standing in front of my kindergarten, and a teacher was standing facing me. Suddenly, a snake crept out and bit me, and i pretty much was in pain. But the teacher did nothing and just stared at me
This one is from some years ago. I was in school, but then green, toxic fumes broke out outside. My math teacher told me about them, and i ran as fast as i could to my house (weird move, but whatever). The entire area became some sort of desert. I was really scared, looking out the window, watching people die from exhaling the gas... Oh, and there was a tornado too, i think.
I don’t remember everything too well, but this is all i can recall.
Honestly, why can’t i have lovey-dovey dreams where i kiss my crush or something, instead of.. whatever this is?

[Dumbo TV]

Dreamed that I was a femboy, I hate my brain man

[PluMGMK]

What's so bad about that?

[Pirez]

Because femboys are a late invention to societal norms, which means if you are a femboy you are automatically GenZ and GenZ is the worst.

[EdgyRabbid]

Hey im gen z and i didnt do anything!!

[Pirez]

See? Them GenZ and there nonchalence. They're the worst

(Also I wanted to make another answer in the mold of "so-outrageously-insensitive-it's-funny" but since outrageously insensitive is still insensitive I won't)

[Master]

I see you're embracing your "Old man yelling at cloud" arc with aplomb

[The Jonster]

Must be nice to be able to scream into the clouds

[Dumbo TV]

What's so bad about that?

What if I kinda enjoyed it (I mean it's was just a dream so everything felt different )

[EdgyRabbid]

I had a dream last night where i had to hid this kids weed???

[Greengoop]

I had a dream last night where i had to hid this kids weed???

I remember I had a dream in 2023 (?) where I was at my local shopping centre that had a new illegal drugs store (even though it hadn’t been legalised and was still frowned upon, in this dream) and me and my friend bought a lot of this grey weed and took it. Next thing I knew I was lying on the floor in his bedroom with my eyes really grey and cloudy. I didn’t know what to do with the weed and his parents were coming in so I just hid it under the bed. Then I woke up.

[EdgyRabbid]

...


WERE YOU THE KID IN MY DREAM, GOOP?

[Greengoop]

WERE YOU THE KID IN MY DREAM, GOOP?

If he was irresistibly sexy and had greyshot eyes, then yes

[Dumbo TV]

I had a dream last night where i had to hid this kids weed???

I remember I had a dream in 2023 (?) where I was at my local shopping centre that had a new illegal drugs store (even though it hadn’t been legalised and was still frowned upon, in this dream) and me and my friend bought a lot of this grey weed and took it. Next thing I knew I was lying on the floor in his bedroom with my eyes really grey and cloudy. I didn’t know what to do with the weed and his parents were coming in so I just hid it under the bed. Then I woke up.

I will call that the cloudy rainy weed

[Greengoop]

Thank you for summarising exactly what happened in three words, Dumbo

[The Jonster]

This week’s dream weather: Cloudy with a chance of weed.

[Pirez]

Ah yes, the version of Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs that is paradoxically forbidden to children below 16 but also adults above 18

[WPTheModder]

I had an odd dream where RPC was obnoxiously blue and used the Comic Sans font...

I recreated it in Inspect Element, but it's still nowhere close to the dream. There were a lot of weird differences