Religion – your views

[Xenon]

Apparently there's going to be a fighting game called "Battle of the Gods", where a bunch of deities from different religions fight each other.

I don't think that game will ever be released because of the amount of complaints. People here complain if a bus is two minutes late, so...

[iHeckler9]

Apparently, the world has had a murderer, so horrible, it killed a quarter of the world's people

God killed much more than a quarter of the World's population in the great flood. It killed every human but eight (Noah and his family).

When Cane slew Able, there were only 4 people in the world.

[Tobbe]

Wtf are you talking about? The great flood occurred long after Cain and Able were dead.

[iHeckler9]

Yeah, but I'm referring to my previous post.

When Cain killed Able, there were only four people on the planet: Adam, Eve, Cain and Able.
If Cain killed Able, he killed a quarter of the world's population.

[Tobbe]

Oh, okay. That still doesn't change the fact that he killed only one person, which makes him a better-than-average murderer. god, on the other hand, killed every single human but Noah and his family in the global flood. That's well over one quarter of the population at that time.

[iHeckler9]

Suppose so.

[Tobbe]

Okay, I am leaving for Italy in about 3 1/2 hours, so I won't be around much (or at all) the next 16 days. Perhaps our house Creationist, Mister Dark, will have made another response by then? Who knows?

Anyway, I've been collecting the great debate we had going a few pages back into a MS Word file. If anybody is interested in reading it, it can be downloaded here: http://www.filefront.com/14102243/Does% ... t%20eh.doc

See you in 16 days!

[spiraldoor]

Hahaha, sounds orsum!
Wild guess: The game will be biased towards Christianity, and Yahweh will be the best fighter by far. After all, he did kill all the babies on Earth 4400 years ago.

Official site

Wikipedia article

It seems that it's going to be unbiased, and portray the religions equally. And it also seems to be very early on in its development. I'll keep an eye on this one...

[Zay-el]

Who wants to bet the end result will be rather...controversial?

[iHeckler9]

LOL, immortal kombat

[Hunchman801]

Known deities appearing in the game include: Buddha, Jesus (Christian son of God), God (actual God of Christianity and Judaism), Satan, the Virgin Mary, Ganesh, Shiva, Zeus (Ancient Greek ruler of the gods), Aphrodite (Ancient Greek goddess of love and beauty), Ra (Egyptian sun god), Anubis (Egyptian God of the Dead, and also his Egyptian name is Anpu), Mother Nature, Ares (Greek God of War), Athena (Greek Goddess of Wisdom, Athens (a town in Greece), and War fought through tactics), Isis (Egyptian mother of the Gods), Thor (Viking god of Thunder), Santa Claus (God of commercialization and capitalism), Xipe Totec (Aztec god of suffering and Growth), Xenu (god of Scientology), Kanaloa (Hawaiian God of Mischief), Odin (All-Father from Viking mythology) (possibly) The Grim Reaper, personification of death.

That one cracked me up

Okay, I am leaving for Italy in about 3 1/2 hours, so I won't be around much (or at all) the next 16 days. Perhaps our house Creationist, Mister Dark, will have made another response by then? Who knows?

Anyway, I've been collecting the great debate we had going a few pages back into a MS Word file. If anybody is interested in reading it, it can be downloaded here: http://www.filefront.com/14102243/Does% ... t%20eh.doc

See you in 16 days!

Nice initiative See you soon!

[iHeckler9]

Known deities appearing in the game include: Buddha, Jesus (Christian son of God), God (actual God of Christianity and Judaism), Satan, the Virgin Mary, Ganesh, Shiva, Zeus (Ancient Greek ruler of the gods), Aphrodite (Ancient Greek goddess of love and beauty), Ra (Egyptian sun god), Anubis (Egyptian God of the Dead, and also his Egyptian name is Anpu), Mother Nature, Ares (Greek God of War), Athena (Greek Goddess of Wisdom, Athens (a town in Greece), and War fought through tactics), Isis (Egyptian mother of the Gods), Thor (Viking god of Thunder), Santa Claus (God of commercialization and capitalism), Xipe Totec (Aztec god of suffering and Growth), Xenu (god of Scientology), Kanaloa (Hawaiian God of Mischief), Odin (All-Father from Viking mythology) (possibly) The Grim Reaper, personification of death.

That one cracked me up

Okay, I am leaving for Italy in about 3 1/2 hours, so I won't be around much (or at all) the next 16 days. Perhaps our house Creationist, Mister Dark, will have made another response by then? Who knows?

Anyway, I've been collecting the great debate we had going a few pages back into a MS Word file. If anybody is interested in reading it, it can be downloaded here: http://www.filefront.com/14102243/Does% ... t%20eh.doc

See you in 16 days!

Nice initiative See you soon!

So technically, if you say any of those words like 'OH F**KING XENU' that would be a sin?

'DAMN SANTA CLAUS!'

[spiraldoor]

SANTA CLAUS DOESN'T EXIST!

[Joshua822]

He does, moron

[iHeckler9]

SANTA CLAUS DOESN'T EXIST!

[spiraldoor]

SANTA CLAUS DOESN'T EXIST!

Fail.

He does, moron

Are you being serious?

[iHeckler9]

SANTA CLAUS DOESN'T EXIST!

Fail.

He does, moron

Are you being serious?

That's a fail. And a

[spiraldoor]

SANTA CLAUS DOESN'T EXIST!

Fail.

He does, moron

Are you being serious?

That's a fail. And a

What is? Me calling your post "Fail", or Joshua believing in Santa Claus, or me asking Joshua whether or not he was joking?

[iHeckler9]

We believe in Santa.

[Holy Crap]

That's rather silly.