Corrupt a wish!

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Sun Oct 27, 2013 10:08 am

The 3DS is actually a DS with a 3 on the cover of the system.

I wish for the No Gravity Fate.

Master · Post by **Master** » Sun Oct 27, 2013 10:10 am

You get it, but fate has plans...

I want to be Megatron.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Sun Oct 27, 2013 10:11 am

You get the position as Megatron the Janitor.

I wish to have a Razorback.

Master · Post by **Master** » Sun Oct 27, 2013 10:14 am

Well, it's all well and good until the razor actually gets stuck on your back.

I want to meet the Chozo.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Sun Oct 27, 2013 10:15 am

They have no table manners.

I want to hug the Bowz.

Master · Post by **Master** » Sun Oct 27, 2013 10:17 am

They hug you, but what's that sharp thing they have in their hands?

I want to to be the very best, like no one ever was.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Sun Oct 27, 2013 10:18 am

Congrats! There's nobody else to be the best.

I wish to become the Cage.

Master · Post by **Master** » Sun Oct 27, 2013 10:19 am

Well, you're a Cage now, have fun getting stuffed with things.

I wish to become Commander of an army of Robosapiens.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Sun Oct 27, 2013 10:20 am

They overthrow you once the new software is released.

I wish to be at an opera.

Master · Post by **Master** » Sun Oct 27, 2013 10:21 am

All they do is sing this:

I want a mechanical suit with an arm cannon.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Sun Oct 27, 2013 10:22 am

The arm cannon is a medieval one. It requires a bunch of gun powder and reloading.

I wish to wreck it.

Master · Post by **Master** » Sun Oct 27, 2013 10:24 am

People rise up against you, your end is near...

I wish for breakfast.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Sun Oct 27, 2013 10:25 am

It's at night.

I wish to shrek it than...

Master · Post by **Master** » Sun Oct 27, 2013 10:26 am

Only Shrek can truly Shrek, he laughs at your cheap imitation.

I want to be Super Saiyan.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Sun Oct 27, 2013 10:27 am

Only a true super saiyan sprinkles when he tinkles. You can not.

I wish to ride a boulder.

Master · Post by **Master** » Sun Oct 27, 2013 10:28 am

Go ahead, let the laws of physics do the rest.

I wish to implant a processor in my brain.

Snagglebee · Post by **Snagglebee** » Sun Oct 27, 2013 10:30 am

Fine, during surgery the doctor missed something and cut something important out your brain and you died.

I wish to be there and here.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Sun Oct 27, 2013 10:31 am

You split in half.

I wish to have the Horseless Headless Horsemen's head.

Master · Post by **Master** » Sun Oct 27, 2013 10:31 am

Using a matter disperser, your wish was granted! Shame it also is lethal.

I wish to be less sadistic.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Sun Oct 27, 2013 10:34 am

You're happy. Creepy happy that is.

I wish for more tings.

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