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Fuck, so Valley is full of demons while the Glade is full with criminals.

Rayman's world sounds kinda horrible to live in now.

That's what happens when their god is a stoner.

But Polokus is cool stoner and is a pimp.

THEdragon wrote:

Keane wrote:

THEdragon wrote:Not to mention the first Grand Minimus was brought back from the grave. I'm pretty sure necromancy is frowned upon.

Rayman is Satan though.

Raysatan in the hero, and The Valley is filled with limbless demon minions. Perfect sense!

Darkray is actually the "hero" and is trying to destroy Rayman that's why he runs after you in the games, because you're a fake and you brainwashed everyone into thinking you were good. The magician as been trying to destroy you with the help of the lums but you just destroyed everything he built. Mr Dark is actually the creator of the Glade of Dreams and you were a mistake of one of his creations when he tried to make a new specie. You have killed a bunch of innocent creatures, Polokus is nothing but a mere illusion you created with a spell. The space robot pirates were from a close planet and were there to help, the "prisoners" are in fact being evacuated from the planet but the pirates are well, pirates so they had no other place to put everyone in. You wrecked a lot of things, so much that the wild life turned against you. But now its too late, everything is an illusion that you immersed yourself into and there is no turning back.

And this is why you don't let me think of headcanons.

And we released all those criminals in Rayman Legends, making the Glade a lot worse than it is now.

I don't see why nobody ever figured this out before.



Look at those black lines above his eyes. His smile is fucking evil.

I dunno about everyone else, but I'm losing it at Keane's post.

Yeah I mean, look closer.

Its the devil himself!

I gave out a laugh.

Of course! It's perfectly clear! I can't believe I didn't notice sooner!

This reminds me of the satanic Tarayzan picture I posted in the IRC one time.

Oh my god... Beautiful.

All these Satan-loving Raymans urges me to make one myself

*Falls out of chair* I can't breathe right now.

And Globox is a Satanist who loves to kill innocents with toxic body gas.

What? It's very fitting, isn't it?

Here's something that's not really a headcanon of mine, but I thought I came up with recently that might be a headcanon for some:

Ray-people normally have round noses like in Rayman 1. Rayman's nose became angular-shaped from Rayman 3 onwards because during all those fights, his nose got broken a few times and didn't quite heal up right.

Ouch. Though I always thought his nose be made out of cartilage.

Bradandez wrote:Ouch. Though I always thought his nose be made out of cartilage.

That does make more sense, now that I think about it.

It's just like a hunk of cartilage slap on his face. Imagining honking that shit for pleasure.

Only thinking I used to like the Rayman 1 design, but since the recent years it became my least favourite.

New headcanon! Rayman returns to the Valley every once in a while to go bowling. Hence...