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Can you post a bit faster please?

Please can you quit ninja'ing me? It didn't happen this time, but it gets annoying after a while.

While you say this, you should know I am not responsible for when EdgeRabbit posts

Posts by EdgeRabbit are, of course, not done by Greengoop; though I think we're already aware of this fact.

Fact is that half of your posts are stating the obvious

Obvious posts are an unfortunate pattern of mine. (But that was obvious too, wasn't it? )

It was rather obvious now I look at it, though not at obvious as what I’m about to say.

Say, have you ever wondered what it would be like to live in the Glade of Dreams?

Dreams about this sometimes pop into my head. My answer is that it depends on the area. Maybe one of those cozy treehouses set to appear in Rayman 2000.

2000 must have been an interesting year for people living in the 1990s; imagine living through the transition into a whole new millennium!

Millennium means 1000 years, which is a very long time. So much happened throughout those years, starting with London being a small farming town in a swamp and ending with it being a futuristic concrete maze with millions of people.

People who don't drink Wilkins Coffee just blow up sometimes, so I've heard.

Heard it shut down 30 years ago. Everyone in the world will go bang very soon.

Soon as in 3 years, or soon as in 3 minutes?

Minutes after you made that post, the world was no longer inhabited. Just a bunch of craters on a soggy rock.

Rock 'n roll music became a favorite of the animals that remained on the Earth; they had some great concerts once we departed!

Departed from our last conversation after two posts, and now we’ve gone, what, five?

Five bottles of plum juice on the wall, five bottles of plum juice; take one down, pass it around, four bottles of plum juice on the wall! (I dunno, I just think of random stuff sometimes)

Sometimes I think about random stuff as well. I usually don’t post “adult nursery rhymes” though.

Though it may seem childish, the tune is rather catchy in my opinion.