Rayman Pirate-Community

Posted: **Wed Mar 06, 2019 2:10 am**

I didn't want to break anything.

Why haven't you eaten your carrots?

Posted: **Wed Mar 06, 2019 2:27 am**

I am allergic to vitamins.

Why are you watching TV when you are supposed to be doing laundry?

Posted: **Wed Mar 06, 2019 4:51 am**

Because the washing machine is broken.

Why are you doing whatever you're doing when you could be worshiping Globox?

Posted: **Wed Mar 06, 2019 5:36 am**

Because the Great Globox is already here while I'm playing Rayman so I can do both!

Why didn't you put on your glasses before going out?

Posted: **Wed Mar 06, 2019 11:00 am**

Because it was rainy and I didn't want them to get damp.

Why haven't you handed in the assignment on time?

Posted: **Wed Mar 06, 2019 1:14 pm**

Because I overslept.

Why didn't you study for the test?

Posted: **Wed Mar 06, 2019 3:08 pm**

Because playing games sounded like more fun.

Why didn’t you start the car yet?

Posted: **Wed Mar 06, 2019 4:55 pm**

Because I realised it's a petrol car.

Why haven't you got anything for your mother's birthday?

Posted: **Wed Mar 06, 2019 6:13 pm**

Because I was just flat out broke.

Why did you buy me an iPhone when you know I like Android?

Posted: **Wed Mar 06, 2019 6:22 pm**

I actually bought that for myself, I just accidentally put the wrong label on the wrong gift.

Why are you not doing your work in your office?

Posted: **Wed Mar 06, 2019 6:26 pm**

Because I wanted to play Rayman while nobody was looking.

Why haven't you learned any new songs on guitar?

Posted: **Thu Mar 07, 2019 1:42 am**

I needed to get a new pick for it Since I lost the last one I had.

Why aren't you practising math?

Posted: **Thu Mar 07, 2019 4:24 am**

Because I play darts instead.

Why haven't you mopped the floor?

Posted: **Thu Mar 07, 2019 2:53 pm**

I was cleaning my computer out instead.

Why didn’t you put your clothes on the right way?

Posted: **Thu Mar 07, 2019 5:39 pm**

Because I put them on the left way.

Why didn't you finish your dinner?

Posted: **Thu Mar 07, 2019 7:09 pm**

Are we starting the being left instead of wrong meme again?

Because I went outside to turn on the garden sprinkler.

What did you give up doing your favorite things for?

Posted: **Thu Mar 07, 2019 9:30 pm**

That would be nice

So I could EAT my favourite things

Why did you throw the trash on the bed?

Posted: **Fri Mar 08, 2019 12:13 am**

Because the trash bins were all full.

Why didn't you complete all your chores for the day?

Posted: **Sat Mar 09, 2019 11:26 pm**

Because I was too busy worrying about my friends.

Why didn't you fill up the bottles with water?

Posted: **Sun Mar 10, 2019 3:31 am**

I got thirsty while doing it so I decided to drink everything.

Why aren't you going outside to look lively this summer?

Make an Excuse Game