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Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 8:32 pm
by Steo
The only reason the game was cancelled on SNES is because that version was too good for our human brains to handle.
Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 8:44 pm
by Aaron
Rayman 2's 2D prototype was actually made a full game, Ubisoft just doesn't want us to know.
Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 8:50 pm
by Mortamon Saturn
Rayman 4 will never be released, because it is so good that it would blow up the whole universe by its awesomeness. That's the reason why we'll never see Bubsy 4D aswell.
Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 9:46 pm
by The Jonster
The Magic Fist actually performs magic tricks.
Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 9:47 pm
by Steo
Globox was in Rayman 1 all along.
Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 9:50 pm
by Aaron
He was just invisible!

Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 9:53 pm
by Mortamon Saturn
Ultimate plot twist : Globox was Mr. Dark, that's why he was wearing nearly the same colors.
Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 9:58 pm
by The Jonster
And when Rayman defeated him he used the Magic Fist to remove the evil influence!
Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 9:59 pm
by Steo
One of the creators of Rayman 2 needed to shave and was annoyed because he wanted to keep working, so one of them called him Razorbeard and it just stuck.
Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 10:00 pm
by The Jonster
Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 10:01 pm
by Steo
The story in Legends is the best story of the entire series.
Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 10:04 pm
by The Jonster
Barbara is really Betilla in disguise.
Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 10:06 pm
by Steo
Raymesis is actually Bad Rayman

Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 10:07 pm
by Mortamon Saturn
Razorbeard's beard wasn't originally that sharp, it was even very smooth, but one day he had a "space car" incident and so he got a peg-leg and his beard got broke and obtained the shape it has today, then he decided to have his revenge on the entire universe by conquering all planets, the revenge for ruining his precious beard...
Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 10:07 pm
by The Jonster
Steo wrote:Raymesis is actually Bad Rayman

And Shadow Rayman...and Dark Rayman....and...

Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 10:11 pm
by Mortamon Saturn
The Jonster wrote:Steo wrote:Raymesis is actually Bad Rayman

And Shadow Rayman...and Dark Rayman....and...

And what if... Rayman was Raymesis all along ?

And Rayman had dissociative identity disorder, he kept fighting his clones without even knowing he was fighting himself since the very beginning...
Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 10:11 pm
by Steo
Hahaha
A couple of the Nymphs from Origins were just named after the actions of the creators getting pizza. It arrived and they were like Holly Luya, then Edith Up

Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 10:13 pm
by The Jonster
They were also freaking tired with their schoolwork so they came up with names like Helena Handbasket.

Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 10:16 pm
by Mortamon Saturn
There's only one explanation and only one possible conclusion to why the Rayman series changed so much between nearly each game : ancient aliens. I'm not saying it was aliens... but it was aliens.

Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 10:17 pm
by The Jonster
THe knowledge of the world is from the lum's point of view.