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Rsandee wrote:I hate english jokes, since I think they're never funny.
English humour is nice, like Monty Python.

A man is talking to God.
''
The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God: "To me it's a penny."
The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
God: "Wait a minute."
''

Greenbottle3 wrote:Two men drive up to a restaurant with their dogs. there is a sign that says 'NO DOGS ALLOWED'. One of them says, "Too bad, I guess we can't go in."
But the other guy says, "Wait, I have a plan." He reaches into his pocket, and pulls out some shades. He walks up to the restaurant, and the manager says, "Sorry, no dogs allowed." The man says, "No, you don't understand, this is my seeing eye dog." The manager lets him go in. The second man follows his example, and walks up to the door. "Sorry, no dogs allowed." The man says, "No, you don't understand, this is my seeing eye dog." The manager looks at the dog and says: "It's a chihuahua."
"A chihuahua?!" The man says, "They gave me a CHIHUAHUA?!"

Danone wrote:

Greenbottle3 wrote:Two men drive up to a restaurant with their dogs. there is a sign that says 'NO DOGS ALLOWED'. One of them says, "Too bad, I guess we can't go in."
But the other guy says, "Wait, I have a plan." He reaches into his pocket, and pulls out some shades. He walks up to the restaurant, and the manager says, "Sorry, no dogs allowed." The man says, "No, you don't understand, this is my seeing eye dog." The manager lets him go in. The second man follows his example, and walks up to the door. "Sorry, no dogs allowed." The man says, "No, you don't understand, this is my seeing eye dog." The manager looks at the dog and says: "It's a chihuahua."
"A chihuahua?!" The man says, "They gave me a CHIHUAHUA?!"

Greenbottle3 wrote:

Danone wrote:

Greenbottle3 wrote:Two men drive up to a restaurant with their dogs. there is a sign that says 'NO DOGS ALLOWED'. One of them says, "Too bad, I guess we can't go in."
But the other guy says, "Wait, I have a plan." He reaches into his pocket, and pulls out some shades. He walks up to the restaurant, and the manager says, "Sorry, no dogs allowed." The man says, "No, you don't understand, this is my seeing eye dog." The manager lets him go in. The second man follows his example, and walks up to the door. "Sorry, no dogs allowed." The man says, "No, you don't understand, this is my seeing eye dog." The manager looks at the dog and says: "It's a chihuahua."
"A chihuahua?!" The man says, "They gave me a CHIHUAHUA?!"

Well, I thought it was funny.

Danone wrote:

spiraldoor wrote:

Danone wrote:

That tumblewood gif would be much more effective if it was transparent rather than white.

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