Rayman Pirate-Community

Posted: **Wed Dec 25, 2013 5:27 am**

They do, but you get zero gifts from it.

I wish it would snow for Christmas.

Posted: **Wed Dec 25, 2013 5:51 am**

It snows blood...

I wish I had ten dead reindeer in front of my lawn for my Christmas decor.

Posted: **Fri Dec 27, 2013 12:51 am**

You do, but they're...well, they're dead in the head, to say the least, the body is a different matter entirely.

I wish they won't be of any harm.

Posted: **Fri Dec 27, 2013 1:03 am**

There are no use to me now. Christmas is over...

I wish for some party supplies.

Posted: **Fri Dec 27, 2013 1:06 am**

You are emailed 5 parties, hopefully they shall be sufficient.

I wish that the wind would calm.

Posted: **Fri Dec 27, 2013 6:54 pm**

The wind calmed, but now it's too hot.

I wish it would cool down.

Posted: **Fri Dec 27, 2013 7:24 pm**

Now it's frozen.

I wish it were still Christmas.

Posted: **Fri Dec 27, 2013 7:54 pm**

It is, but the constant light shows cause a global blindness crisis.

I wish it were quieter.

Posted: **Sat Dec 28, 2013 9:08 am**

Granted! You lose your sense of hearing.

I wish whales were mammals.

Posted: **Sat Dec 28, 2013 2:50 pm**

They don't and they slap you in the face.

I wish candy was free.

Posted: **Sun Dec 29, 2013 7:59 pm**

In order to make all candy free, the government had to triple the cost of all video games.

Posted: **Sun Dec 29, 2013 8:54 pm**

And your wish is?

Posted: **Mon Dec 30, 2013 5:58 am**

lumgum wrote:And your wish is?

Oh? I didn't post it? I could've sworn... Well this is embarrassing.

Ahem. I wish I had more motivation to exercise.

Posted: **Mon Dec 30, 2013 11:36 am**

You get so motivated, that you forget about doing anything else.

I wish I didn't have this bad feeling in my stomach.

Posted: **Mon Dec 30, 2013 3:28 pm**

Granted, but now you have a bad feeling in your head.

I wish I was eating a hamburger right now.

Posted: **Mon Dec 30, 2013 3:31 pm**

You get it, but with ham instead of an actual hamburger patty from a cow.

I wish for snow!

Posted: **Mon Dec 30, 2013 3:43 pm**

It snows, but that leads to the creation of living, killer snowmen set on, well, killing everyone!

I wish for a refund on my corrupted hamburger.

Posted: **Tue Dec 31, 2013 12:35 am**

So you do, but that's not going to save us from Phazon Madness.

I wish I had the Vaira Suit.

Posted: **Tue Dec 31, 2013 12:38 am**

Uh, here's a bagel.

I wish I had a lizard.

Posted: **Tue Dec 31, 2013 12:42 am**

You get better, you become the Lizard!

I wish I had an Iron Man suit.

Corrupt a wish!