Corrupt a wish!

[SegaNintendoUbisoft]

The Nymphs slap you for such a rude statement.

I wish Origins and Legends had proper stories.

[Bradandez]

Granted! They have the proper stories but the characters are changed so much, we deem them unlikable.

I wish platformer games had more than one boss in each world.

[MisterDark'sFanClub]

Gamers around the world riot against you for making platformer games doubly difficult. "As if Rayman 1 wasn't hard ENOUGH!", they say.

I wish for rock 'n' roll.

[Bradandez]

Um, have a bagel.

I wish games didn't have that stupid Super Guide nonsense.

[Eredin]

Um, have a bagel.

I wish games didn't have that stupid Super Guide nonsense.

Sorry, the game devs put a MEGA guide nonsense instead.

I wish there was a Rayman 2 HD(not revolution)

[Bradandez]

Granted! Rayman 2 is given the HD treatment! It sells terribly.

I wish I could animate better.

[OCG]

Your style of animating is different now and not cartoony at all.

I wish Wii U had Rayman 2.

[Master]

It's a port of the DS version.

I wish for the Ultimate Lifeform.

[Haruka]

Lets become an earthworm then!

I want a cookie.

[Puruun]

You get a chocolate chip cookie. However, the chips turn out to be... RAISINS (I really wanted to put that into spoiler tags)

I wish I had backwards compatible ps4

[Imco]

Well, it's compatible!!!
With, Snes games...

I wish I didn't have such a big dic...tional knowledge

[OCG]

Well, it's compatible!!!
With, SNES games...

I myself would not consider that as a corruption of the wish

Very well, your brain is now on the level of the most primitive cell

I want a Jaguar.

[Master]

Well then, have this live Jaguar, all the way from his own habitat, mind the claws and sharp teeth, will ya?

I want to go electric.

[Imco]

Well then, have this live Jaguar, all the way from his own habitat, mind the claws and sharp teeth, will ya?

I want to go electric.

KABLAM you're a lamp

I want to be a being

[Master]

You are now a Human Bean.

I wish these keys were integrated into my systems.

[Imco]

KABLAM you're a pc...
strange wishes...

I wish I had enough expertise to create the soundtrack for a motion picture

[Master]

You become so popular, your soundtracks become to sound generic.

I wish I had a binder full of toothpaste.

[Imco]

KABLAM you're a binder full of toothpaste yourself...? Sorry I'm kind of losing creativity here

Uhm, I want to be... ahh, well, I've always wanted to be, something... I guess......




sorta

[Master]

You become air, now you pass through the lungs of many a creature.

I wish that my Sonic Screwdriver was actually a Sonic Screwdriver.

[Imco]

You become air, now you pass through the lungs of many a creature.

I wish that my Sonic Screwdriver was actually a Sonic Screwdriver.

KABLAM gnagnagna I made it a Sonic Screwdriver

I wish I didn't have anything to wish for