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Everyone
In RPC
Liked Christmas a lot...

But this guy,
Who was a forumite too,
Did NOT!

'cuz Rulez hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be that his mom was a mean bitch to him,
It could be, perhaps, that his best friend's a dick,
But I think that the most likely of all reasons,
May have been that he hated everything about the season.

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And what happened then...?
Pirate Communists say
That then Rulez's small heart
Grew three sizes that day!
But three times zero stays blank,
Then Rulez exclaimed, "for fuck's sake".

Rulzez: i stil fkin haet teh holidais

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You're an asshole, Mister Rulez
You wreak of mouldy cock
Your mouth is full of shit on
In this Winter season bit
Mister Rulzez

You're a castrated dick with a lack of lubricant!

You're a cumwad, Mister Rulez
Your face looks like a butt
Your toilet overflows spilling blood unto my throne
Mister Rulzez

Thou art gay in every sense and entirely homosex!

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