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...and starts throwing up uncontrollably, and subsequently taken to hospital.

...Murfy gets fired.

Cus he keeps throwing up over Rayman!

...Ly takes over Rayman's job.

Ssssssam is evil.

Hippy is evil.
You poop on Globox.
You piss on Sssssssam.
Rayman starts melting.
Rayman falls in love with Marie Kanker.
You get busted in the noggin by Razorbeard.
Tily breaths fire on Rayman.
Rayman becomes gay.

...Spyro D has way too much in his sig.

...Raymanb accidiently sets fire to himself.

Rayman gets cutted on the neck.

When the piranhas eat up Carmen the whale.
When Carmen drunks.
When Carmen get drunk.
When you think that you should take up Carmen on the land.
When you stand on Sssssssam's cage.

When Rayman punches the screen and breaks the TV

Sabertooth1000000000 wrote:When you defeat the giant red robots in Rayman 1

I think that belongs in "You're too good at Rayman".
When you're me playing a Rayman game for the first time!
Seriously, the first time I played R2, I couldn't beat the first level for a whole day and I also stood on Sssam's cage!

PluMGMK wrote:

Sabertooth1000000000 wrote:When you defeat the giant red robots in Rayman 1

I think that belongs in "You're too good at Rayman".
When you're me playing a Rayman game for the first time!
Seriously, the first time I played R2, I couldn't beat the first level for a whole day and I also stood on Sssam's cage!

I edited it.

You know you suck at Rayman when Mario comes to the Glade of Dreams and beats Razorbeard, because you took so long.

Rayman has got 5 fingers.

When Ubisoft stops caring about their mascot-oh, wait, nevermind

When Tily is calm.

Rayman attempts to slit his wrists.

When Polokus is tall.

whenRayman calls a plate of ravioli rigatoni

When LacMac is smart.

when rayman is stupid

When Globox is stu... oh, wait!

PluMGMK wrote:I also stood on Sssam's cage!

That is fun when it sinks!