Rayman Pirate-Community

You get bubblegum stuffed quee fish, scent and all.

I wish I had a Dedede hammer.

You accidentally kill yourself with it.

i wsh to meet adsamalation

Wish granted; you die via being run over by a truck as you're preoccupied with talking to him.

I wish for global anarchy.

Granted! The Earth receives a giant arc dedicated to World Peace.

I wish for some jazzy music.

It's the shitty music they play at Starbucks, with completely random trumpet-blowing over an entirely different (fast) beat.

I wish my school's lunches weren't shitty most of the time, and that they had things like the bistro burger and the lamb every day.

You can now have all the raw lamb you can ever want with the exception of never cooking it.

I wish for ROBOTS.

Very well, you now have really obnoxious but overbearing talkative ships.

I wish for some cartoons.

You get scatophilic gay Rayman porn.

I wish for fame and power.

And you shall be an infamous dictator.

I want to be an owl.

You are now an examination used in a fictional world.

I wish to pass them.

You are declared a cheater who's also a eater of pumpkin.

I wish for 2 hay pennies.

Time to pay taxes! That will be exactly 2 hay pennies.

I wish Toad would stop freaking out.

Wish granted; a bullet to the brain is necessary in calming.

I wish everyone would wake up and smell the coffee.

They woke up and smelt tea instead.

I wish for some biscuits to accompany said tea.

Wish granted; enjoy your crumpets.

I wish tomorrow and Friday would also be snow days.

Granted! Hurricane blizzards eveywhere!

I wish there was no such thing as competition.

So it is, but without competition, no barriers are ever smashed, no records broken, no progress, made.

I wish that my hair instantly dried.

Wish granted; your hair catches on fire. Enjoy being bald.

I wish I had the motivation to do homework.

You have motivation for homework and homework only.

I wish I had money.

You get plenty of Sporebucks, alas, they're virtual currency for vitual stuff.

I wish my hair wasn't so hard to tame.