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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 1:25 am
by Rayman9930
Let's hope it's... something other than them.
What happens when a dog gets a cat, but then they find out that there's a skunk around? What happens next?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 6:01 pm
by iHeckler9
The bird eats it.
Did Old MacDonald ever kill his animals? I hear he's in a mental asylum now.
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 6:12 pm
by PluMGMK
Oh yeah, he got a machine gun and fired it everywhere on the farm. The animals didn't stand a chance, and I hear rumours that Mrs. McDonald's ghost now haunts a house near yours.
What drove him mad?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 11:03 pm
by Sabertooth
Those idiots who wrote that song about him.
What does Old McDonald have now?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 11:06 pm
by PluMGMK
He owns a 100% share in what was once a farmhouse and the 20 hectares of land around it.
Why did re-possessors visit my house today?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 11:38 pm
by Sabertooth
They wanted to "possess" your wife.
Why is Master Chief scared to show his face?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 2:17 am
by Rayman9930
Cause he so sacred, he doesn't need to show it.
How was your day of school, besides seeing Rayman and Ly kissing today?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 2:28 am
by PluMGMK
It was good. We made oxygen in Science and started banking in Business Studies. (True story)
Why were Rayman and Ly kissing?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 2:30 am
by Sabertooth
They had just finished watching a porno and were a little horny.
What is my pet frog's name?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 2:32 am
by PluMGMK
Sabertooth Jr.
Is Opera better than Chrome?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 2:58 am
by Rayman9930
No, opera is boring.
Which is better Hip Hop or Rap? There is a difference.
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 2:59 am
by PluMGMK
Hip Hop, I guess.
What is that difference?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 3:08 am
by Rayman9930
One has more words than music(rap) and vice versa(hip hop). But other than that there's not much of a difference.
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 3:13 am
by Sabertooth
When did Obama get braces?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 3:17 am
by Rayman9930
Cause his teeth were crooked.
When did the Pirates and hoodlums team up?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 3:21 am
by PluMGMK
In WWII - Hitler was André in disguise and Mussolini was Razorbeard in disguise - think about it.
What age am I?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 3:22 am
by Sabertooth
-44 and a half.
Why can't I own a Canadian?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 3:24 am
by Rayman9930
Because slavery is wrong.
What is it about responses that set people off?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 3:29 am
by Sabertooth
The word "disagree"
How did Bush get elected?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 5:24 am
by Rayman9930
People favored republicans instead of democrats then. And I'm one of them.
Will there be a PS4 and Xbox720?