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Yes, the first time when I was walking to the supermarket, the second time when I was walking back from the supermarket.

+ BEEP BOOP GONNA GARDEN GONNA SWEEP SOME THINGS THAT NEED SWEEPING

+ If I ever do something like that in public I start laughing at myself and get some weird looks from people

- Yesterday while I was scouting out pawn shops with a friend of mine, looking for a place to sell some of his stuff to pay for rent and a trip back to Alberta, I came across about four absolutely massive squished rats in an alley (probably from some truck). They had to have each been at least eight inches long. After I returned to my car at the end of the alley, I realised a van was parked right in front of it, and with no place to turn around, I had to literally back up through the entire alley, homeless people walking about like zombies. It was hilariously awkward and took at least three or four minutes.

+ Given how amusing that whole situation was, it's hardly even a '-'.

- We went to three pawn shops. One of them had been shut down, and two of them didn't exist. It looks like he might end up with a bit of money trouble, though I can't imagine it'll be anything too bad.

+ My phone's audio started working again when I rebooted it just now. Let's hope that, if this cycle continues, it eventually begins to work more and more often.

- My allergies just started to kick in last night.

One of those days, eh? I hope your allergies fuck right the... fuck off though.

+ Laughing, cos there's a specific thing in my room which REALLY needs a clean, and in order to get me to remember to deal with it my mum's written an in-joke with her finger in the dust

A bath or shower every day should really take care of that

You said you wouldn't say such dirty-minded things anymore, you lying liar

I wasn't explicitly talking about anything specific, your mind must have inserted certain things...

You implied the dirty spot was somewhere on my person and thus that my mother had written something on me with her finger EW EW EW UGH

Heheheh yeah I did. I love me

I hate you

I don't believe you

You're entitled to your beliefs
- Gotta eat, haven't luncheon'd yet

I thought you had brunch?

I did!
- But not lunch

I thought brunch was a substitute for breakfast and lunch, but I suppose it can be whatever the fuck you want it to be

Depends on the size of brunch, but eh, FINE

- Gotta eat, haven't tea'd yet

Shhhhhhhh! Ad will hear you

+ I always enjoy reading these conversations between Candy and FatGuy, they always tend to make me smile for some bizarre reason.

You're mistaking my large penis for fat, but I forgive you

+ I've played a lot Chivalry Medieval Warfare