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Chapter 5

Anti-Shrek happened to attack the Shreklings so that's why we called for help. Thankfully the help came and helped us get rid of the ones who belived in fate. Little did they know, that epic battle isn't easily stopped as an intelligent person was convincing everyone around them to believe in fate! Chaos ensued, because the person engulfed Shrek, who then sucked its power to condemn the believers of fate. Layers then shot out of the Gluteus Maximus, destroying many theories of fate existing. SHREK ASS began the cleansing the sins of the world. Anti-Shrek died during that destruction. Only the fetus remained, thus the final battle commenced. Anus and Fetus fought, The world's fate at stake as the moon was falling due to the epic assery of the battle. If the moon landed, then everyone would know that fate did not exist, at a very grave cost. Meaning all Onions would combust, destroying the Earth, and shunning all those who believed in the false notion of "fate". This would be most inconvenient indeed, for there was a black hole in the Earth's core. many believers of fate were understanding that it did not exist, thus, they danced joyfully. They then ascended to Heave---HELL. Their greatest battle had begun...the Shreklings versus the Devil!

But first, Shrek in DOOM, he had to slaughter demons in the hanger, in the fire pits, in the bouncy castle, and in the lies of fate. But nothing could prepare him for the seemingly "logical" theories of destiny, the horror that would mean the end of everything. He had to dance with the devil in the pale moonlight. Even though jokes are not welcome if they support fate's existence.
"Pumpkin, let us dance this sweet ballet."
"Of course, Shreks, lets." They danced.

Chapter 5

Anti-Shrek happened to attack the Shreklings so that's why we called for help. Thankfully the help came and helped us get rid of the ones who belived in fate. Little did they know, that epic battle isn't easily stopped as an intelligent person was convincing everyone around them to believe in fate! Chaos ensued, because the person engulfed Shrek, who then sucked its power to condemn the believers of fate. Layers then shot out of the Gluteus Maximus, destroying many theories of fate existing. SHREK ASS began the cleansing the sins of the world. Anti-Shrek died during that destruction. Only the fetus remained, thus the final battle commenced. Anus and Fetus fought, The world's fate at stake as the moon was falling due to the epic assery of the battle. If the moon landed, then everyone would know that fate did not exist, at a very grave cost. Meaning all Onions would combust, destroying the Earth, and shunning all those who believed in the false notion of "fate". This would be most inconvenient indeed, for there was a black hole in the Earth's core. many believers of fate were understanding that it did not exist, thus, they danced joyfully. They then ascended to Heave---HELL. Their greatest battle had begun...the Shreklings versus the Devil!

But first, Shrek in DOOM, he had to slaughter demons in the hanger, in the fire pits, in the bouncy castle, and in the lies of fate. But nothing could prepare him for the seemingly "logical" theories of destiny, the horror that would mean the end of everything. He had to dance with the devil in the pale moonlight. Even though jokes are not welcome if they support fate's existence.
"Pumpkin, let us dance this sweet ballet."
"Of course, Shreks, lets." They danced, as hell itself bent

Chapter 5

Anti-Shrek happened to attack the Shreklings so that's why we called for help. Thankfully the help came and helped us get rid of the ones who belived in fate. Little did they know, that epic battle isn't easily stopped as an intelligent person was convincing everyone around them to believe in fate! Chaos ensued, because the person engulfed Shrek, who then sucked its power to condemn the believers of fate. Layers then shot out of the Gluteus Maximus, destroying many theories of fate existing. SHREK ASS began the cleansing the sins of the world. Anti-Shrek died during that destruction. Only the fetus remained, thus the final battle commenced. Anus and Fetus fought, The world's fate at stake as the moon was falling due to the epic assery of the battle. If the moon landed, then everyone would know that fate did not exist, at a very grave cost. Meaning all Onions would combust, destroying the Earth, and shunning all those who believed in the false notion of "fate". This would be most inconvenient indeed, for there was a black hole in the Earth's core. many believers of fate were understanding that it did not exist, thus, they danced joyfully. They then ascended to Heave---HELL. Their greatest battle had begun...the Shreklings versus the Devil!

But first, Shrek in DOOM, he had to slaughter demons in the hanger, in the fire pits, in the bouncy castle, and in the lies of fate. But nothing could prepare him for the seemingly "logical" theories of destiny, the horror that would mean the end of everything. He had to dance with the devil in the pale moonlight. Even though jokes are not welcome if they support fate's existence.
"Pumpkin, let us dance this sweet ballet."
"Of course, Shreks, lets." They danced, as hell itself bent to a luxurious ballroom

Chapter 5

Anti-Shrek happened to attack the Shreklings so that's why we called for help. Thankfully the help came and helped us get rid of the ones who belived in fate. Little did they know, that epic battle isn't easily stopped as an intelligent person was convincing everyone around them to believe in fate! Chaos ensued, because the person engulfed Shrek, who then sucked its power to condemn the believers of fate. Layers then shot out of the Gluteus Maximus, destroying many theories of fate existing. SHREK ASS began the cleansing the sins of the world. Anti-Shrek died during that destruction. Only the fetus remained, thus the final battle commenced. Anus and Fetus fought, The world's fate at stake as the moon was falling due to the epic assery of the battle. If the moon landed, then everyone would know that fate did not exist, at a very grave cost. Meaning all Onions would combust, destroying the Earth, and shunning all those who believed in the false notion of "fate". This would be most inconvenient indeed, for there was a black hole in the Earth's core. many believers of fate were understanding that it did not exist, thus, they danced joyfully. They then ascended to Heave---HELL. Their greatest battle had begun...the Shreklings versus the Devil!

But first, Shrek in DOOM, he had to slaughter demons in the hanger, in the fire pits, in the bouncy castle, and in the lies of fate. But nothing could prepare him for the seemingly "logical" theories of destiny, the horror that would mean the end of everything. He had to dance with the devil in the pale moonlight. Even though jokes are not welcome if they support fate's existence.
"Pumpkin, let us dance this sweet ballet."
"Of course, Shreks, lets." They danced, as hell itself bent to a luxurious ballroom, and the cosmos

Chapter 5

Anti-Shrek happened to attack the Shreklings so that's why we called for help. Thankfully the help came and helped us get rid of the ones who belived in fate. Little did they know, that epic battle isn't easily stopped as an intelligent person was convincing everyone around them to believe in fate! Chaos ensued, because the person engulfed Shrek, who then sucked its power to condemn the believers of fate. Layers then shot out of the Gluteus Maximus, destroying many theories of fate existing. SHREK ASS began the cleansing the sins of the world. Anti-Shrek died during that destruction. Only the fetus remained, thus the final battle commenced. Anus and Fetus fought, The world's fate at stake as the moon was falling due to the epic assery of the battle. If the moon landed, then everyone would know that fate did not exist, at a very grave cost. Meaning all Onions would combust, destroying the Earth, and shunning all those who believed in the false notion of "fate". This would be most inconvenient indeed, for there was a black hole in the Earth's core. many believers of fate were understanding that it did not exist, thus, they danced joyfully. They then ascended to Heave---HELL. Their greatest battle had begun...the Shreklings versus the Devil!

But first, Shrek in DOOM, he had to slaughter demons in the hanger, in the fire pits, in the bouncy castle, and in the lies of fate. But nothing could prepare him for the seemingly "logical" theories of destiny, the horror that would mean the end of everything. He had to dance with the devil in the pale moonlight. Even though jokes are not welcome if they support fate's existence.
"Pumpkin, let us dance this sweet ballet."
"Of course, Shreks, lets." They danced, as hell itself bent to a luxurious ballroom, and the cosmos turned into the most

Chapter 5

Anti-Shrek happened to attack the Shreklings so that's why we called for help. Thankfully the help came and helped us get rid of the ones who belived in fate. Little did they know, that epic battle isn't easily stopped as an intelligent person was convincing everyone around them to believe in fate! Chaos ensued, because the person engulfed Shrek, who then sucked its power to condemn the believers of fate. Layers then shot out of the Gluteus Maximus, destroying many theories of fate existing. SHREK ASS began the cleansing the sins of the world. Anti-Shrek died during that destruction. Only the fetus remained, thus the final battle commenced. Anus and Fetus fought, The world's fate at stake as the moon was falling due to the epic assery of the battle. If the moon landed, then everyone would know that fate did not exist, at a very grave cost. Meaning all Onions would combust, destroying the Earth, and shunning all those who believed in the false notion of "fate". This would be most inconvenient indeed, for there was a black hole in the Earth's core. many believers of fate were understanding that it did not exist, thus, they danced joyfully. They then ascended to Heave---HELL. Their greatest battle had begun...the Shreklings versus the Devil!

But first, Shrek in DOOM, he had to slaughter demons in the hanger, in the fire pits, in the bouncy castle, and in the lies of fate. But nothing could prepare him for the seemingly "logical" theories of destiny, the horror that would mean the end of everything. He had to dance with the devil in the pale moonlight. Even though jokes are not welcome if they support fate's existence.
"Pumpkin, let us dance this sweet ballet."
"Of course, Shreks, lets." They danced, as hell itself bent to a luxurious ballroom, and the cosmos turned into the most beautiful sight mortal eyes could

Chapter 5

Anti-Shrek happened to attack the Shreklings so that's why we called for help. Thankfully the help came and helped us get rid of the ones who belived in fate. Little did they know, that epic battle isn't easily stopped as an intelligent person was convincing everyone around them to believe in fate! Chaos ensued, because the person engulfed Shrek, who then sucked its power to condemn the believers of fate. Layers then shot out of the Gluteus Maximus, destroying many theories of fate existing. SHREK ASS began the cleansing the sins of the world. Anti-Shrek died during that destruction. Only the fetus remained, thus the final battle commenced. Anus and Fetus fought, The world's fate at stake as the moon was falling due to the epic assery of the battle. If the moon landed, then everyone would know that fate did not exist, at a very grave cost. Meaning all Onions would combust, destroying the Earth, and shunning all those who believed in the false notion of "fate". This would be most inconvenient indeed, for there was a black hole in the Earth's core. many believers of fate were understanding that it did not exist, thus, they danced joyfully. They then ascended to Heave---HELL. Their greatest battle had begun...the Shreklings versus the Devil!

But first, Shrek in DOOM, he had to slaughter demons in the hanger, in the fire pits, in the bouncy castle, and in the lies of fate. But nothing could prepare him for the seemingly "logical" theories of destiny, the horror that would mean the end of everything. He had to dance with the devil in the pale moonlight. Even though jokes are not welcome if they support fate's existence.
"Pumpkin, let us dance this sweet ballet."
"Of course, Shreks, lets." They danced, as hell itself bent to a luxurious ballroom, and the cosmos turned into the most beautiful sight mortal eyes could lay upon.

Chapter 5

Anti-Shrek happened to attack the Shreklings so that's why we called for help. Thankfully the help came and helped us get rid of the ones who belived in fate. Little did they know, that epic battle isn't easily stopped as an intelligent person was convincing everyone around them to believe in fate! Chaos ensued, because the person engulfed Shrek, who then sucked its power to condemn the believers of fate. Layers then shot out of the Gluteus Maximus, destroying many theories of fate existing. SHREK ASS began the cleansing the sins of the world. Anti-Shrek died during that destruction. Only the fetus remained, thus the final battle commenced. Anus and Fetus fought, The world's fate at stake as the moon was falling due to the epic assery of the battle. If the moon landed, then everyone would know that fate did not exist, at a very grave cost. Meaning all Onions would combust, destroying the Earth, and shunning all those who believed in the false notion of "fate". This would be most inconvenient indeed, for there was a black hole in the Earth's core. many believers of fate were understanding that it did not exist, thus, they danced joyfully. They then ascended to Heave---HELL. Their greatest battle had begun...the Shreklings versus the Devil!

But first, Shrek in DOOM, he had to slaughter demons in the hanger, in the fire pits, in the bouncy castle, and in the lies of fate. But nothing could prepare him for the seemingly "logical" theories of destiny, the horror that would mean the end of everything. He had to dance with the devil in the pale moonlight. Even though jokes are not welcome if they support fate's existence.
"Pumpkin, let us dance this sweet ballet."
"Of course, Shreks, lets." They danced, as hell itself bent to a luxurious ballroom, and the cosmos turned into the most beautiful sight mortal eyes could lay upon. But will peace return?

Chapter 5

Anti-Shrek happened to attack the Shreklings so that's why we called for help. Thankfully the help came and helped us get rid of the ones who belived in fate. Little did they know, that epic battle isn't easily stopped as an intelligent person was convincing everyone around them to believe in fate! Chaos ensued, because the person engulfed Shrek, who then sucked its power to condemn the believers of fate. Layers then shot out of the Gluteus Maximus, destroying many theories of fate existing. SHREK ASS began the cleansing the sins of the world. Anti-Shrek died during that destruction. Only the fetus remained, thus the final battle commenced. Anus and Fetus fought, The world's fate at stake as the moon was falling due to the epic assery of the battle. If the moon landed, then everyone would know that fate did not exist, at a very grave cost. Meaning all Onions would combust, destroying the Earth, and shunning all those who believed in the false notion of "fate". This would be most inconvenient indeed, for there was a black hole in the Earth's core. many believers of fate were understanding that it did not exist, thus, they danced joyfully. They then ascended to Heave---HELL. Their greatest battle had begun...the Shreklings versus the Devil!

But first, Shrek in DOOM, he had to slaughter demons in the hanger, in the fire pits, in the bouncy castle, and in the lies of fate. But nothing could prepare him for the seemingly "logical" theories of destiny, the horror that would mean the end of everything. He had to dance with the devil in the pale moonlight. Even though jokes are not welcome if they support fate's existence.
"Pumpkin, let us dance this sweet ballet."
"Of course, Shreks, lets." They danced, as hell itself bent to a luxurious ballroom, and the cosmos turned into the most beautiful sight mortal eyes could lay upon. But will peace return?

That is up to

Chapter 5

Anti-Shrek happened to attack the Shreklings so that's why we called for help. Thankfully the help came and helped us get rid of the ones who belived in fate. Little did they know, that epic battle isn't easily stopped as an intelligent person was convincing everyone around them to believe in fate! Chaos ensued, because the person engulfed Shrek, who then sucked its power to condemn the believers of fate. Layers then shot out of the Gluteus Maximus, destroying many theories of fate existing. SHREK ASS began the cleansing the sins of the world. Anti-Shrek died during that destruction. Only the fetus remained, thus the final battle commenced. Anus and Fetus fought, The world's fate at stake as the moon was falling due to the epic assery of the battle. If the moon landed, then everyone would know that fate did not exist, at a very grave cost. Meaning all Onions would combust, destroying the Earth, and shunning all those who believed in the false notion of "fate". This would be most inconvenient indeed, for there was a black hole in the Earth's core. many believers of fate were understanding that it did not exist, thus, they danced joyfully. They then ascended to Heave---HELL. Their greatest battle had begun...the Shreklings versus the Devil!

But first, Shrek in DOOM, he had to slaughter demons in the hanger, in the fire pits, in the bouncy castle, and in the lies of fate. But nothing could prepare him for the seemingly "logical" theories of destiny, the horror that would mean the end of everything. He had to dance with the devil in the pale moonlight. Even though jokes are not welcome if they support fate's existence.
"Pumpkin, let us dance this sweet ballet."
"Of course, Shreks, lets." They danced, as hell itself bent to a luxurious ballroom, and the cosmos turned into the most beautiful sight mortal eyes could lay upon. But will peace return?

That is up to the collective wisdom of

Chapter 5

Anti-Shrek happened to attack the Shreklings so that's why we called for help. Thankfully the help came and helped us get rid of the ones who belived in fate. Little did they know, that epic battle isn't easily stopped as an intelligent person was convincing everyone around them to believe in fate! Chaos ensued, because the person engulfed Shrek, who then sucked its power to condemn the believers of fate. Layers then shot out of the Gluteus Maximus, destroying many theories of fate existing. SHREK ASS began the cleansing the sins of the world. Anti-Shrek died during that destruction. Only the fetus remained, thus the final battle commenced. Anus and Fetus fought, The world's fate at stake as the moon was falling due to the epic assery of the battle. If the moon landed, then everyone would know that fate did not exist, at a very grave cost. Meaning all Onions would combust, destroying the Earth, and shunning all those who believed in the false notion of "fate". This would be most inconvenient indeed, for there was a black hole in the Earth's core. many believers of fate were understanding that it did not exist, thus, they danced joyfully. They then ascended to Heave---HELL. Their greatest battle had begun...the Shreklings versus the Devil!

But first, Shrek in DOOM, he had to slaughter demons in the hanger, in the fire pits, in the bouncy castle, and in the lies of fate. But nothing could prepare him for the seemingly "logical" theories of destiny, the horror that would mean the end of everything. He had to dance with the devil in the pale moonlight. Even though jokes are not welcome if they support fate's existence.
"Pumpkin, let us dance this sweet ballet."
"Of course, Shreks, lets." They danced, as hell itself bent to a luxurious ballroom, and the cosmos turned into the most beautiful sight mortal eyes could lay upon. But will peace return?

That is up to the collective wisdom of the Holy Trio: Jim Carrey,

Chapter 5

Anti-Shrek happened to attack the Shreklings so that's why we called for help. Thankfully the help came and helped us get rid of the ones who belived in fate. Little did they know, that epic battle isn't easily stopped as an intelligent person was convincing everyone around them to believe in fate! Chaos ensued, because the person engulfed Shrek, who then sucked its power to condemn the believers of fate. Layers then shot out of the Gluteus Maximus, destroying many theories of fate existing. SHREK ASS began the cleansing the sins of the world. Anti-Shrek died during that destruction. Only the fetus remained, thus the final battle commenced. Anus and Fetus fought, The world's fate at stake as the moon was falling due to the epic assery of the battle. If the moon landed, then everyone would know that fate did not exist, at a very grave cost. Meaning all Onions would combust, destroying the Earth, and shunning all those who believed in the false notion of "fate". This would be most inconvenient indeed, for there was a black hole in the Earth's core. many believers of fate were understanding that it did not exist, thus, they danced joyfully. They then ascended to Heave---HELL. Their greatest battle had begun...the Shreklings versus the Devil!

But first, Shrek in DOOM, he had to slaughter demons in the hanger, in the fire pits, in the bouncy castle, and in the lies of fate. But nothing could prepare him for the seemingly "logical" theories of destiny, the horror that would mean the end of everything. He had to dance with the devil in the pale moonlight. Even though jokes are not welcome if they support fate's existence.
"Pumpkin, let us dance this sweet ballet."
"Of course, Shreks, lets." They danced, as hell itself bent to a luxurious ballroom, and the cosmos turned into the most beautiful sight mortal eyes could lay upon. But will peace return?

That is up to the collective wisdom of the Holy Trio: Jim Carrey, Dalek Caan, and

Chapter 5

Anti-Shrek happened to attack the Shreklings so that's why we called for help. Thankfully the help came and helped us get rid of the ones who belived in fate. Little did they know, that epic battle isn't easily stopped as an intelligent person was convincing everyone around them to believe in fate! Chaos ensued, because the person engulfed Shrek, who then sucked its power to condemn the believers of fate. Layers then shot out of the Gluteus Maximus, destroying many theories of fate existing. SHREK ASS began the cleansing the sins of the world. Anti-Shrek died during that destruction. Only the fetus remained, thus the final battle commenced. Anus and Fetus fought, The world's fate at stake as the moon was falling due to the epic assery of the battle. If the moon landed, then everyone would know that fate did not exist, at a very grave cost. Meaning all Onions would combust, destroying the Earth, and shunning all those who believed in the false notion of "fate". This would be most inconvenient indeed, for there was a black hole in the Earth's core. many believers of fate were understanding that it did not exist, thus, they danced joyfully. They then ascended to Heave---HELL. Their greatest battle had begun...the Shreklings versus the Devil!

But first, Shrek in DOOM, he had to slaughter demons in the hanger, in the fire pits, in the bouncy castle, and in the lies of fate. But nothing could prepare him for the seemingly "logical" theories of destiny, the horror that would mean the end of everything. He had to dance with the devil in the pale moonlight. Even though jokes are not welcome if they support fate's existence.
"Pumpkin, let us dance this sweet ballet."
"Of course, Shreks, lets." They danced, as hell itself bent to a luxurious ballroom, and the cosmos turned into the most beautiful sight mortal eyes could lay upon. But will peace return?

That is up to the collective wisdom of the Holy Trio: Jim Carrey, Dalek Caan, and a tuna sandwich.

Chapter 5

Anti-Shrek happened to attack the Shreklings so that's why we called for help. Thankfully the help came and helped us get rid of the ones who belived in fate. Little did they know, that epic battle isn't easily stopped as an intelligent person was convincing everyone around them to believe in fate! Chaos ensued, because the person engulfed Shrek, who then sucked its power to condemn the believers of fate. Layers then shot out of the Gluteus Maximus, destroying many theories of fate existing. SHREK ASS began the cleansing the sins of the world. Anti-Shrek died during that destruction. Only the fetus remained, thus the final battle commenced. Anus and Fetus fought, The world's fate at stake as the moon was falling due to the epic assery of the battle. If the moon landed, then everyone would know that fate did not exist, at a very grave cost. Meaning all Onions would combust, destroying the Earth, and shunning all those who believed in the false notion of "fate". This would be most inconvenient indeed, for there was a black hole in the Earth's core. many believers of fate were understanding that it did not exist, thus, they danced joyfully. They then ascended to Heave---HELL. Their greatest battle had begun...the Shreklings versus the Devil!

But first, Shrek in DOOM, he had to slaughter demons in the hanger, in the fire pits, in the bouncy castle, and in the lies of fate. But nothing could prepare him for the seemingly "logical" theories of destiny, the horror that would mean the end of everything. He had to dance with the devil in the pale moonlight. Even though jokes are not welcome if they support fate's existence.
"Pumpkin, let us dance this sweet ballet."
"Of course, Shreks, lets." They danced, as hell itself bent to a luxurious ballroom, and the cosmos turned into the most beautiful sight mortal eyes could lay upon. But will peace return?

That is up to the collective wisdom of the Holy Trio: Jim Carrey, Dalek Caan, and a tuna sandwich. Although

Chapter 5

Anti-Shrek happened to attack the Shreklings so that's why we called for help. Thankfully the help came and helped us get rid of the ones who belived in fate. Little did they know, that epic battle isn't easily stopped as an intelligent person was convincing everyone around them to believe in fate! Chaos ensued, because the person engulfed Shrek, who then sucked its power to condemn the believers of fate. Layers then shot out of the Gluteus Maximus, destroying many theories of fate existing. SHREK ASS began the cleansing the sins of the world. Anti-Shrek died during that destruction. Only the fetus remained, thus the final battle commenced. Anus and Fetus fought, The world's fate at stake as the moon was falling due to the epic assery of the battle. If the moon landed, then everyone would know that fate did not exist, at a very grave cost. Meaning all Onions would combust, destroying the Earth, and shunning all those who believed in the false notion of "fate". This would be most inconvenient indeed, for there was a black hole in the Earth's core. many believers of fate were understanding that it did not exist, thus, they danced joyfully. They then ascended to Heave---HELL. Their greatest battle had begun...the Shreklings versus the Devil!

But first, Shrek in DOOM, he had to slaughter demons in the hanger, in the fire pits, in the bouncy castle, and in the lies of fate. But nothing could prepare him for the seemingly "logical" theories of destiny, the horror that would mean the end of everything. He had to dance with the devil in the pale moonlight. Even though jokes are not welcome if they support fate's existence.
"Pumpkin, let us dance this sweet ballet."
"Of course, Shreks, lets." They danced, as hell itself bent to a luxurious ballroom, and the cosmos turned into the most beautiful sight mortal eyes could lay upon. But will peace return?

That is up to the collective wisdom of the Holy Trio: Jim Carrey, Dalek Caan, and a tuna sandwich. Although they were currently playing chess

Chapter 5

Anti-Shrek happened to attack the Shreklings so that's why we called for help. Thankfully the help came and helped us get rid of the ones who belived in fate. Little did they know, that epic battle isn't easily stopped as an intelligent person was convincing everyone around them to believe in fate! Chaos ensued, because the person engulfed Shrek, who then sucked its power to condemn the believers of fate. Layers then shot out of the Gluteus Maximus, destroying many theories of fate existing. SHREK ASS began the cleansing the sins of the world. Anti-Shrek died during that destruction. Only the fetus remained, thus the final battle commenced. Anus and Fetus fought, The world's fate at stake as the moon was falling due to the epic assery of the battle. If the moon landed, then everyone would know that fate did not exist, at a very grave cost. Meaning all Onions would combust, destroying the Earth, and shunning all those who believed in the false notion of "fate". This would be most inconvenient indeed, for there was a black hole in the Earth's core. many believers of fate were understanding that it did not exist, thus, they danced joyfully. They then ascended to Heave---HELL. Their greatest battle had begun...the Shreklings versus the Devil!

But first, Shrek in DOOM, he had to slaughter demons in the hanger, in the fire pits, in the bouncy castle, and in the lies of fate. But nothing could prepare him for the seemingly "logical" theories of destiny, the horror that would mean the end of everything. He had to dance with the devil in the pale moonlight. Even though jokes are not welcome if they support fate's existence.
"Pumpkin, let us dance this sweet ballet."
"Of course, Shreks, lets." They danced, as hell itself bent to a luxurious ballroom, and the cosmos turned into the most beautiful sight mortal eyes could lay upon. But will peace return?

That is up to the collective wisdom of the Holy Trio: Jim Carrey, Dalek Caan, and a tuna sandwich. Although they were currently playing chess in the land of sweet FA,

Chapter 5

Anti-Shrek happened to attack the Shreklings so that's why we called for help. Thankfully the help came and helped us get rid of the ones who belived in fate. Little did they know, that epic battle isn't easily stopped as an intelligent person was convincing everyone around them to believe in fate! Chaos ensued, because the person engulfed Shrek, who then sucked its power to condemn the believers of fate. Layers then shot out of the Gluteus Maximus, destroying many theories of fate existing. SHREK ASS began the cleansing the sins of the world. Anti-Shrek died during that destruction. Only the fetus remained, thus the final battle commenced. Anus and Fetus fought, The world's fate at stake as the moon was falling due to the epic assery of the battle. If the moon landed, then everyone would know that fate did not exist, at a very grave cost. Meaning all Onions would combust, destroying the Earth, and shunning all those who believed in the false notion of "fate". This would be most inconvenient indeed, for there was a black hole in the Earth's core. many believers of fate were understanding that it did not exist, thus, they danced joyfully. They then ascended to Heave---HELL. Their greatest battle had begun...the Shreklings versus the Devil!

But first, Shrek in DOOM, he had to slaughter demons in the hanger, in the fire pits, in the bouncy castle, and in the lies of fate. But nothing could prepare him for the seemingly "logical" theories of destiny, the horror that would mean the end of everything. He had to dance with the devil in the pale moonlight. Even though jokes are not welcome if they support fate's existence.
"Pumpkin, let us dance this sweet ballet."
"Of course, Shreks, lets." They danced, as hell itself bent to a luxurious ballroom, and the cosmos turned into the most beautiful sight mortal eyes could lay upon. But will peace return?

That is up to the collective wisdom of the Holy Trio: Jim Carrey, Dalek Caan, and a tuna sandwich. Although they were currently playing chess in the land of sweet FA, thus, peace was still

Isn't there something missing that should be in the current story?
Anti-Shrek happened to attack the Shreklings so that's why we called for help. Thankfully the help came and helped us get rid of Anti-Shrek for good. Little did they know, that epic battle isn't easily stopped as a GIANT ASS was conjured by the Giant Fetus! Chaos ensued, because the Giant Ass engulfed Shrek, who then sucked its power to form SHREK ASS. Layers then shot out of the Gluteus Maximus, destroying many cities. SHREK ASS began the cleansing the sins of the world. Anti-Shrek died during that destruction. Only the fetus remained, thus the final battle commenced. Anus and Fetus fought, The world's fate at stake as the moon was falling due to the epic assery of the battle. If the moon landed, the battle would cease, at a very grave cost. Meaning all Onions would combust, destroying the Earth. This would be most inconvenient indeed, for there was a black hole in the Earth's core. The moon stopped falling as the Shreks realised this, they danced joyfully. They then ascended to Heave---HELL. Their greatest battle had begun...the Shreklings versus the Devil!

Something to do with a giant ass and giant fetus?

The giant ass merged with Shrek, and the fate of the other is left ambiguous, perhaps Shrek Ass destroyed it when cleansing the sins, or maybe...it survived.

Master wrote:The giant ass merged with Shrek, and the fate of the other is left ambiguous, perhaps Shrek Ass destroyed it when cleansing the sins, or maybe...it survived.

I mean the text has been replaced with something about an intelligent person...