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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2014 2:09 pm
by todpole
Then whats up?

I wish for war to die.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2014 10:59 pm
by MisterDark'sFanClub
War...war never changes. (Yet another one of my references)

I wish I had cried more at the end of Hellsing.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2014 12:18 am
by Bradandez
You cry enough to drown the world.

I wish I could cook.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 1:27 am
by Master
You can now cook up a storm, a literal storm, a doomy storm of disastrous proportions topped with the seasoning of destruction.

I wish I didn't chew the scenery.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 7:17 am
by Bradandez
Great, now you're chewing carpet.

I wish I could make more subtle jokes.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 9:44 am
by Master
Your jokes become so subtle, that it takes an encyclopaedia to decipher them.

I wish I could sleep s'more.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 6:56 am
by Bradandez
Congrats! You are now a sleeping smore. Toasty!

I wish I could have a can of fruit.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 9:23 am
by Master
So you do, alas, the fruit was sentient, and are now plotting your destruction.

I wish I had a laser.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 12:03 pm
by OCG
Having laser goes wrong, you get hurt :/
I wish buying games from Korea was easier.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 3:12 pm
by Master
It becomes far easier, sadly, it involved some 4th dimension stuff, which means there's now a bunch of evil counterparts roaming free.

I wish someone would pick up the phone.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 3:39 pm
by Reese Riverson
OCG does pick it up, but hits you with the phone.

I wish you were a fish.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 3:59 pm
by Master
So it happens, but this causes the RPC servers to flood.

I wish I had some hats.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 4:47 pm
by MLII
wish granted. you have hats. so many hats. too many hats. you drown and suffocate in hats. goodbye.

i wish my otp were canon and not at risk of dying ; o ;

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 4:56 pm
by Master
Okedoke, now Donatello/April is canon, how'd you like that?

I wish I didn't have to wait so long for new episodes.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 5:58 pm
by iHeckler9
Congrats, new episodes of MLP coming out every day, but it'll be 9001 years for each installment of Half Life.

I wish I wasn't so paranoid.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 7:40 pm
by Master
You no longer fear, instead, you hate. Welcome to the dark side.

I wish that wasn't so corny.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 10:11 pm
by Bradandez
Now it's carrot-y.

I wish that made sense into becoming a well received pun.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 11:21 pm
by Master
It is now used to describe Carrot Juice, will that suffice?

I wish that all was very nice.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 11:32 pm
by Bradandez
No there is no conflict in the world, making everything unbalance. The space-time continuum begins to unravel.

I wish for some new games to come out.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 11:43 pm
by Master
Some do, alas, they were Freemium ports of games you loved, now you must pay £1 to defeat a enemy.

I wish there were some good Freemium games.