Pretend to be like the poster above

[The Jonster]

I like R4Y’s new sig!

[Steo]

I'm tired after that drive. I'm going for a nap bbl

[The Jonster]

Sometime I should help The Jonster with his consoles whenever he's ready.

[Steo]

I'm back though I guess I didn't need to say that since I'm always here.

[The Jonster]

On a serious note,
Omg my head hurts though, probably because all the blood's gone to my brain while I was sleeping and my mouth is a little dry, I must have been snoring. I'll probably be a bit disoriented for a minute.

[Steo]

My parents could never take away my consoles, I'd just sneak into their room and take them back

[The Jonster]

My dad wouldn't let me play more than an hour each day.

[Steo]

I didn't start to swear until I was in high school. Fucking hell

[The Jonster]

Fecking bollocks!
You should have a cuppa tea with me, what do you think?

[Steo]

Tea? If that doesn't have any sweeteners in it you can just feck it down the sink because I don't want it

[The Jonster]

Oh yes I'm going to continously tease The Jonster for something that he did not say he does.

Tea with honey sounds good today.

[Steo]

I plan to make my own guides soon enough. Watch this space

[The Jonster]

I must wait in anticipation for The Jonster's eventual announcement in a week or so.

[Steo]

I guess I'll go put on my Raybans and be cooler than Mike Posner

[The Jonster]

I didn't know The Jonster had Raybans. Shameful. Why couldn't he have gotten Rayman lenses instead?

[Steo]

I wonder if I can buy myself a pair of Globans hmm...

[The Jonster]

Globans huh...Jonster would like those.

[Steo]

Rey Mysterio? Never heard of him. It's more like Jonsterious

[The Jonster]

Yes Jonsterious is a good name. Guess I can call myself Happy-go-Steo

[Steo]

Steo sounds a bit like a chef. If you add "ary" to his surname you get "______ary"