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What does he have then?

TFDs39 wrote:Put some NASA glue around your dick for extra safety.

The stronger the glue, the bigger the cut I'll have to make

By the way, here is a picture of Rayman before he was castrated.

Droolie has all these pictures of Raydick- suspicious

Serza5 wrote:Droolie has all these pictures of Raydick- suspicious

Well I was the one to castrate him 11 years ago after all.

And has he forgiven you for it?

why do you have a picture of rayman's dick back when he was underage?

He's also a Raydophile?

Why does Rayman have 4 hands and 4 legs? Is there some evolutionary process going on?

That's what happens when he lacks the D.

But he clearly has it in the picture before Droolie did the crime. I'm becoming skeptical about all these pics he's presenting us.

What does TFD suspect?

why can his D fly?

Because he has no limbs duh

Not sure, my dear Serz, but my theory stands still. Limbless creatures grow their dicks back when cut off. How the newly-grown dick looks like and how it behaves, that's beyond me.

TFDs39 wrote:Why does Rayman have 4 hands and 4 legs? Is there some evolutionary process going on?

Rayman is a mythical creature whose genitalia form a separate entity that can fly and shoot white lasers (which is indeed much like human genitalia). When separated from the main body, it becomes a highly annoying pest called "Moskito" or "Bzzit". It shortly reappears in Rayman 2 where Rayman misses his chance to regain the D. These genitalia have been proven to be able to travel beyond the boundaries of the universe, appearing in the alternate universe of Beyond Good & Evil.

minor error: the lasers are actually just him ejaculating

But the ejaculation only happens in Atari. Is there something that prevents him from getting turned on in all the other versions and forces him to use his fist in order to get some results (which still fails)?

it was actually a marketing deal between ancel and atari, to make up for some of the jaguary's limitations it got exclusive content to help boost sales

I am suddenly reminded that it also happens in Rayman Origins, where Rayman and his friends(!) regain their dicks and """"shoot"""" to their hearts' content.

fucking kek, i forgot about that. Yeah, i guess massive flying cocks are kind of a common thing in the glade.