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A Belgian, a German and a Dutchman sitting in a pub. Then Jesus comes into the pub. The German asks Jesus: Jesus, I have so much pain in my back, can you heal me? Jesus heals the German. Then the Dutchman asks Jesus: Jesus, Yesterday I felt on the ground and now my ankle hurts alot, can you heal me? Jesus heals the Dutchman. Then Jesus asks the Belgian: Do I have to heal you too? The Belgian answers: No, no! I have sick-leave!
xD

The joke is Jesus don't exits xDDDDDDDDDD

You're hilarious. :/

skellydude7 wrote:This is more of a child's joke, but here it goes.

What do spiders do for fun?

Surf the web XMOWIHD]yihnk,pwn bk

Well, I could rename this to the cringeworthy thread.

Please do.

Maybe some stalwart comedian may pass by and bring this thread to glorious light, but as it stands...ugh.

I agree some jokes fall flat and I would make some attempts but my comedy is more into morbid jokes, offensive ones, and puns.

Its the story of a lizard and a tortoirse

The lizard: "If somebody attaks me i lose my tail!"

The tortoise respond "if somebdy attaks me he loose is theeth!"

I know its no funny

Master, change it. Change it now before it's too late.

To change it would be to despair, we must retain hope that a true comedian gives this thread the true purpose it should serve.

I shall retain hope then. For now we wait...

incognito wrote:Its the story of a lizard and a tortoirse

The lizard: "If somebody attaks me i lose my tail!"

The tortoise respond "if somebdy attaks me he loose is theeth!"

I know its no funny

I fucking cried.

These joke are fucking shit.

joke: of racism


jew say to niger, "hey niger" niger say "yea jew" and wait no actually it different: niger say to latino "hey latinoe" and latino say "yea niger" and niger say "do you know what jew do" latino say "no i duno what jew do" and niger say, "he brew beer" get it like hebrew heh

of edition: alos new joaghcque: hwat did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

"hweres my tarctor"

What does a Nazi say after he hears someone sneeze?

Where!?

Ah, this thread, revered yet loathed, hm.

Here are some very lame jokes

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Do you know the joke of Peter on the toilet? Neither do I, the door was locked.

A rabbit comes into a bakery and he asks the baker "Baker, do you have carrot cake?" on which the baker replies "I'm sorry, we don't."
The next day the rabbit comes back to the bakery and he asks, once again "Baker, do you have carrot cake? on which the baker's answer was again "I'm sorry rabbit, we don't sell carrot cake"
A week later the rabbit once again returns to the baker and asks him "Baker, do you have carrot cake?" The baker, who's made carrot cake because of the requests of the rabbit answers "Yes rabbit, we have carrot cake" on which the rabbit responds "It's disgusting, isn't it ?"

A man walks into a bar.

Ouch.