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Re: Rayman (kinda) confirmed for Smash Bros. - VOTE Rayman
Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 11:36 pm
by Bradandez
Well , that was fucking bullshit. I'm killing myself, brb
Re: Rayman (kinda) confirmed for Smash Bros. - VOTE Rayman
Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 11:37 pm
by Pirez
Rayfist wrote:Are there people legitimately upset over Bayonetta? I swear to god none of you guys are pleased. I want Rayman as much as the next guy but this is a pretty good way to go out regardless.
I just have one question regarding Bayonetta : does downloading her turn the ESRB rating to an M?
I'm more upset that Sakurai preferred Cloud instead of Terra. Bayonetta looks a bit out of place in a Solid Snake kind of way, but Snake was awesome so I'll let it slide.
Also, more Fire Emblem. Hurray...
Re: Rayman (kinda) confirmed for Smash Bros. - VOTE Rayman
Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 11:41 pm
by Dart
Rayfist wrote:Are there people legitimately upset over Bayonetta? I swear to god none of you guys are pleased. I want Rayman as much as the next guy but this is a pretty good way to go out regardless.
look, I love Cloud, disappointed by Corrins ten pounds of spoilers, but I draw the line at Bayonetta. She has so little history, and I have absolutely no interest in Bayonetta's games. If your happy, cool! But I'm salty as all hell right now
Re: Rayman (kinda) confirmed for Smash Bros. - VOTE Rayman
Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 11:42 pm
by Pirez
Oh yeah, because Shulk has been a mascot for 20 years now.
Re: Rayman (kinda) confirmed for Smash Bros. - VOTE Rayman
Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 11:43 pm
by Bradandez
Dude, fuck this. Fuck this so fucking hard right. To all the Bayonetta fans: FUCK YOU.
#SALTY
Re: Rayman (kinda) confirmed for Smash Bros. - VOTE Rayman
Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 11:45 pm
by Dart
Bradandez wrote:Dude, fuck this. Fuck this so fucking hard right. To all the Bayonetta fans: FUCK YOU.
#SALTY
#SaltyAsHell
Re: Rayman (kinda) confirmed for Smash Bros. - VOTE Rayman
Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 11:51 pm
by Pirez
There's always Smash for NX.
Re: Rayman (kinda) confirmed for Smash Bros. - VOTE Rayman
Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 11:57 pm
by Bradandez
Pirez wrote:There's always Smash for NX.
A snowball's chance in hell I'm buying anything from Nintendo ever again.
Re: Rayman (kinda) confirmed for Smash Bros. - VOTE Rayman
Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 11:57 pm
by Master
Huh, I thought this was at 11. Whoops.
Anywho, grats to those who did get in, I'm just going to go into a shelter, there's going to be torrential rain.
Re: Rayman (kinda) confirmed for Smash Bros. - VOTE Rayman
Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 11:58 pm
by Acarr
Master wrote:Huh, I thought this was at 11. Whoops.
Anywho, grats to those who did get in, I'm just going to go into a shelter, there's going to be torrential rain.
Literally, or is it from the tears of Rayman fans?
Re: Rayman (kinda) confirmed for Smash Bros. - VOTE Rayman
Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2015 12:00 am
by Bradandez
It's not tears. It's me pissing on dead dreams.
Re: Rayman (kinda) confirmed for Smash Bros. - VOTE Rayman
Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2015 12:52 am
by THEdragon
Eh, I'm not surprised we all ended up disappointed. Who the hell is Bayonetta anyway?
Re: Rayman (kinda) confirmed for Smash Bros. - VOTE Rayman
Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2015 1:02 am
by Bradandez
THEdragon wrote:Eh, I'm not surprised we all ended up disappointed. Who the hell is Bayonetta anyway?
Some slutty attired character. This is tainting the family friendly game I knew and loved.

Re: Rayman (kinda) confirmed for Smash Bros. - VOTE Rayman
Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2015 1:06 am
by Acarr
Bradandez wrote:THEdragon wrote:Eh, I'm not surprised we all ended up disappointed. Who the hell is Bayonetta anyway?
Some slutty attired character. This is tainting the family friendly game I knew and loved.

I had to look her up too Dragon, and I agree with Brad here...
Re: Rayman (kinda) confirmed for Smash Bros. - VOTE Rayman
Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2015 1:09 am
by Bradandez
MY WHOLE CHRISTIAN VALUES ARE AGAINST THIS PATRIARCHY!!!
Fuck, I can't find a funny reaction image to that.
Re: Rayman (kinda) confirmed for Smash Bros. - VOTE Rayman
Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2015 1:14 am
by Acarr
I could be wrong but Bayonetta seems to be one of the only successful Nintendo-exclusive titles for the Wii U? Then that explains it.
Re: Rayman (kinda) confirmed for Smash Bros. - VOTE Rayman
Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2015 1:21 am
by Bradandez
Can we still get mad over how we got yet another Fire Emblem character? Like for fuck's skae, isn't that series represented enough?
Re: Rayman (kinda) confirmed for Smash Bros. - VOTE Rayman
Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2015 1:28 am
by Keane
>people didn't believe me when I said they weren't gonna pick the top voted characters
I'm sure bayonetta was up there but she was definitely a "we'll please a decent batch of people and also we can market Smash NX by adding these top 3 characters in the announcement trailer" decision. I'm not really upset though, the only ones I wanted were Rayman and Waluigi and neither was gonna win. Inb4 King K announcement trailer in 2019.
Corrin is a stupid character though, if their idea was to add another relevant face they should've done Inkling. I'd rather have had a forgotten F-Zero character than this weeaboo trash. I mean Fire Emblems' alright, but it's not like the character design isn't just variations of the same thing.
Re: Rayman (kinda) confirmed for Smash Bros. - VOTE Rayman
Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2015 1:37 am
by Stormtrooper934
20 years and no one rewards him for it. Just a mobile title that's broken on IOS.
Re: Rayman (kinda) confirmed for Smash Bros. - VOTE Rayman
Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2015 1:37 am
by Dart
Me right now:

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Bradandez wrote:Can we still get mad over how we got yet another Fire Emblem character? Like for fuck's skae, isn't that series represented enough?
I'm honestly more mad that they blatantly admited they're spoiling the game for westerners!
Acarr wrote:I could be wrong but Bayonetta seems to be one of the only successful Nintendo-exclusive titles for the Wii U? Then that explains it.
That doesn't change the fact that we now have a porn star coming to the game!