The You Game!

[Ray502]

< is going to take another pill soon to help with <'s upset stomach.

[Hunchman801]

< could write something inefficient to scrape the forum and find that data without admin intervention, but that would be borderline DoS-ish so < won't do it!

Denial of service attacks are the reason < hasn't made that endpoint public, but one can always ask a staff member for some data.

< is surprised by how much activity there has been today!

< is glad to see that! No huge numbers yet about three times the 2017 average, and the most active day of the year so far.

On the note of gathering data, < is curious as to how the forum is capable of gathering such metrics in such speed. < had a dataset of 19 columns with over 4 million records, and < tried to generate some graphs using python libraries. It took quite a bit of time, and that was with the data formatted in a CSV format.

< has optimized the queries, and even though we share the server with some of Romano's customers we pretty much have all the processing power to ourselves as they don't really use it.

Why is a good glass of milk like a good women?

Because the best ones are white and 2% fat.

I wonder if that post included sexism.

Well, if it does, it's still fine according to the topic rules:

Please post racist messages in this topic. Other forms of discrimination are tolerated but you are invited to stay on topic.

[Adsolution]

< is surprised by how much activity there has been today!

Yes... < is getting 2013 vibes here it's real cool.

[Hunchman801]

< actually wonders when the forum last was as active as today.
< is going to check.

[PluMGMK]

<'s getting more 2015-ish vibes personally.
But that's probably because < wasn't here in 13.

[Ray502]

It's like the US stock market in the 1920s, the post count today is booming.

Can't believe < used history there.

[Master]

< is really happy to see the place so active. <'s reminded of the times back when < used to go posting mad.

[Tunderous]

< Has a brand new Signature!

[Master]

Hmm, give < a sec, < wants to sort a little something out.

[Ray502]

< has been deciding whether or not to return playing competitive baseball. < is going to contact <'s old coach to see if he can train me to get in better shape.

[Master]

< Has a brand new Signature!

Here's a little something more, < noticed that ^'s mod sign wasn't transparent. < had a few minutes to spare:

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[Tunderous]

< says thank you

[PluMGMK]

< thinks that's like Enda Kenny tweeting #LeoForLeader, shamone!
< has clearly lost <'s ability to communicate on an international level, must be the activity-induced madness…

[Master]

^ is right. < will go one step further:

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Now all may use it freely.

[Ray502]

< is going to risk eating a hot dog, even though <'s not 100% well. It's just that we bought the best ones ever!

[Master]

Ahh, when you've got that unsettled feeling, and you have to decide whether or not it's worth eating. Never a nice situation to be, < thinks.

[PluMGMK]

< wouldn't go for a "hot parasitic cysts, insect fragments, general grit, and rodent droppings" in that case though…
Okay, that reference < did have to look up.

[Ray502]

< does believe those french fries < ate last night were probably too greasy than usual, and it upset <'s stomach. It was actually good timing because < has 0 pizzas left in the freezer.

< is so American.

[Master]

< will have to look that one up also.
< took a quick look at the stats, we're currently at about 260 posts today, last time we got a similar number was on 07th February last year, with 250.

< does believe those french fries < ate last night were probably too greasy than usual, and it upset <'s stomach. It was actually good timing because < has 0 pizzas left in the freezer.

Oh man, < knows all too well that sick feeling from overgreased french fries, < prefers thicker chips these days.

[nr0r]

< does believe those french fries < ate last night were probably too greasy than usual, and it upset <'s stomach. It was actually good timing because < has 0 pizzas left in the freezer.

< Thinks ^ should eat something starchy and absorbent! Dry toast, bananas, white rice, and even applesauce actually...