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dartofthedavros wrote:

Acarr wrote:I could be wrong but Bayonetta seems to be one of the only successful Nintendo-exclusive titles for the Wii U? Then that explains it.

That doesn't change the fact that we now have a porn star coming to the game!

Maybe Nintendo are fed up of being known as the kid's games company.

Maybe we should've told people to vote for Rayomz instead.

Bayonetta is just a fanservice character that loser perverts like me jack off to! Sakurai you hack! >:C

Also, we should have known. All these DLC characters are nothing but anime looking characters. Fuck this.

dartofthedavros wrote:Me right now:

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Bradandez wrote:Can we still get mad over how we got yet another Fire Emblem character? Like for fuck's skae, isn't that series represented enough?

I'm honestly more mad that they blatantly admited they're spoiling the game for westerners!

Acarr wrote:I could be wrong but Bayonetta seems to be one of the only successful Nintendo-exclusive titles for the Wii U? Then that explains it.

That doesn't change the fact that we now have a porn star coming to the game!

It's the internet nowadays, spoiling every game everywhere.

Stormtrooper934 wrote:20 years and no one rewards him for it. Just a mobile title that's broken on IOS.

Broken? I've no troubles with it and is honestly the best Rayman mobile game to date.

Don't attack me saying this, but I am one big Bayonetta fan, but it is strange to see her join Smash. How will her attacks work? I mean, her nudity moves. Rayman of course deserved it more, but I am sure Nintendo still is butthurt about the delay of Rayman Legends.

I am angry as well...

Bradandez wrote:

Stormtrooper934 wrote:20 years and no one rewards him for it. Just a mobile title that's broken on IOS.

Broken? I've no troubles with it and is honestly the best Rayman mobile game to date.

Are you using android? Because the IOS servers always go under maintenence.

Nope. iOS. The server maintenance isn't a problem since I take a break from the game for a couple of hours and I have only lost progress once, but that turned in my favor seeing as I got most of my potions back.

Bradandez wrote:Bayonetta is just a fanservice character that loser perverts like me jack off to! Sakurai you hack! >:C

Also, we should have known. All these DLC characters are nothing but anime looking characters. Fuck this.

Well fuck me upside and inside out If I wanted anime characters to jack off to I would have stayed on /d/
My thoughts exactly though. I really wanted Rayman and Abe. (Even though Abe has absolutely no chance of ever getting into Smash.)

P.S: @Sakurai, Kid Icarus Uprising could have been a great game if the controls weren't shit, you hack!
P.S.S: Yes, I'm still salty as hell.
P.S.S.S: Buy milk.

I can't be the only one here who can actually live with Bayonetta being in Smash instead of Rayman can I?

Right now, you can form a Resistance with me, Rayfist and Master. You know, the smart ones...

Cairnie wrote:I can't be the only one here who can actually live with Bayonetta being in Smash instead of Rayman can I?

Nope, I'm very satisfied with her inclusion. It's a shame we didn't get Rayman, but I'm still very happy with Bayonetta.

Acarr wrote:

Bradandez wrote:

THEdragon wrote:Eh, I'm not surprised we all ended up disappointed. Who the hell is Bayonetta anyway?

Some slutty attired character. This is tainting the family friendly game I knew and loved.

I had to look her up too Dragon, and I agree with Brad here...

You know Brad was a little sarcastic, right?

I'm really excited for Bayonetta.

I don't at all care about Bayonetta so I'm kiiiinda dissapointed but her stage looks killer.

Corring however I'm all for. half dragon half human fighter? yespls

TBH I'm just going to go back to ignoring Bayonetta's existance, which means the ballot winner was Corrin.

That's even worse.

> Way too many FE character
> Game that's not even out yet outside of Japan
> Is probably gonna be way too OP, looking at his presentation (can get to you from half the map away)
> Inclusion doesn't infer removal of Roy or Lucina, aka those fucking Marth clones
> Doesn't even have tits half the time
> Based on the dialogue of his presentation, shouldn't even have tits half the time, but pandering is OK as long as it's for japanese players

But yeah, Bayonetta is the problem.

Pirez wrote:Right now, you can form a Resistance with me, Rayfist and Master.

Good, all of y'all can go to the corner and be all happy about this inclusion. I have the right to be disappointed. I don not care for this character and I think they were way better choices.

dartofthedavros wrote:TBH I'm just going to go back to ignoring Bayonetta's existance, which means the ballot winner was Corrin.

I agree with Pirez. That's even way worse. I do not care for the Fire Emblem series and this constant shoving of even more FE characters pushes me away from it even more.

anaphasiia wrote:You know Brad was a little sarcastic, right?

Me? Sarcastic about my whole Christian values that are out upon this family-friendly Nintendo game? I am offended.

I wasn't hyped for rayman at all, although it was a nice dream to have I had to be honest with myself and I knew that he wasn't going to win the ballet at all. The last game we had was like what 3 mobile games? Hey at least bayonetta looks like an awesome character to combo with. Oh and the cloud stage is the coolest stage in game in my opinion.

Bradandez wrote:

Pirez wrote:Right now, you can form a Resistance with me, Rayfist and Master.

Good, all of y'all can go to the corner and be all happy about this inclusion. I have the right to be disappointed. I don not care for this character and I think they were way better choices.

Ditto.

Bradandez wrote:

dartofthedavros wrote:TBH I'm just going to go back to ignoring Bayonetta's existance, which means the ballot winner was Corrin.

I agree with Pirez. That's even way worse. I do not care for the Fire Emblem series and this constant shoving of even more FE characters pushes me away from it even more.

Personally I'm cool with it, as I love F.E.

Bradandez wrote:

anaphasiia wrote:You know Brad was a little sarcastic, right?

Me? Sarcastic about my whole Christian values that are out upon this family-friendly Nintendo game? I am offended.

And this is why I prefer my Jewish snarkiness!