The You Game!

[Master]

< wonders if they offer energy meters to ^, < knows that they do here with a few of the energy companies.

[Pirez]

< has no idea what ^ means. < would describe the power bill as "regular", which may explain why < is defenseless against such a big bill.

[Master]

They provide a means for you to view your energy use, < thinks this might explain it better: https://www.smartenergygb.org/en/about- ... mart-meter

[Ambidextroid]

< just had a DT exam, it wasn't too difficult but there were some things we hadn't learned, acronyms and such.
2 down, 7 to go. Now to revise for Physics...

[Reese Riverson]

< just spent 1400€ on <'s electricity bill. Nobody can explain the figures since they've confirmed that nothing works wrong and < has shown them that < cuts the power on everything except the fridge before leaving. They still expect the payment.

< will delay the payment on the rent to balance the budget a bit. < has until the 5th of the next month to pay the rent and pyday will occur before. But still, ouch.

Holy moly, that's pretty high, < wonders if ^ still plans on fighting that and getting to the bottom of this issue.

< is bad about leaving computers on and even with two air conditioning units and a few lights, < never seen the electric bill even touch half that. Even our business electric bill prior to solar panels being installed.

< almost wonders if someone's stealing ^'s electricity or something's completely wrong elsewhere.

[incognito]

In fact, Pirez is secretly gay, and he has been using a 25000 Watts super vibrating dildo to fulfill his needs lately, so he either fogot to turn it off or he has just been using it too much lately, thus explaining his bill.

< is a bit bored now

[Reese Riverson]

< will be getting some breakfast now, yay.

[Ray502]

< will also be getting breakfast now.

Next Monday there's a kickball game and a cookout involving many of <'s friends. < is excited for that.

[Pirez]

< almost wonders if someone's stealing ^'s electricity or something's completely wrong elsewhere.

That's what < thinks as well, that the dumbasses that own the garage below me are connected to my electricity. But there's no way < can prove it and the provider already said they have better things to do than investigate. < is considering complaining to the police at this point.

[incognito]

Why occidentals are such whusses ? Go to the garage with a crowbar and get the job done rather than bothering those poor policemen !
Hum, < says.

[Pirez]

< thinks that ^ has been raised by farts. Civilization ain't nothin for masky boy.

[PluMGMK]

< reckons ^ is probably right about the police, since that is scandalous.

[Serza5]

This is coming from a random thought but < would like to see the crossover between AR and VR technologies

[Reese Riverson]

< almost wonders if someone's stealing ^'s electricity or something's completely wrong elsewhere.

That's what < thinks as well, that the dumbasses that own the garage below me are connected to my electricity. But there's no way < can prove it and the provider already said they have better things to do than investigate. < is considering complaining to the police at this point.

< does believe that's the best thing to do, but < would also suggest to keep hounding the electric company as well to do something about it at the same time. Putting pressure on them may still do some good.

Though < does wonder if the ones below are the landlords?

[Pirez]

They are not. In fact, they're getting evicted at the end of the month, so <'s problem may solve itself.

[Hunchman801]

< thinks the problem might persist if the next tenants don't notice the wiring. A smart meter could come in handy to identify all the devices using your electricity.

[incognito]

Or the crowbar might work, in fact calling the police is just asking bigger dudes than you to get the job done.
< says

[Hunchman801]

< thinks you might want to make sure it's them stealing your electricity.

[Reese Riverson]

They are not. In fact, they're getting evicted at the end of the month, so <'s problem may solve itself.

< highly suggests bringing up this issue to the landlords too. Especially if the wiring isn't right. ^ should never have to pay for the electricity stolen by the morons below. Which may be a good chance to prosecute them for it.

[Ambidextroid]

< is getting thoroughly confused between mesons and leptons and baryons and bosons and weak interactions and strong interactions and decays and strangeness and bla bla bla