Game: Ban the member above you

[Ambidextroid]

Ray was banned for the top quality posts

[Ray502]

Ambi was banned for noticing such great, posting gems.

[Shrooblord]

Ray502 was banned for not consequently picking up said gems and leaving them lying around for filthy gold-diggers to come and yoink from under our noses.

The Rayman Pirate-Community needs its precious income. We're on a tight budget here! Every member must chip in and pull their weight, damnit.

[Ambidextroid]

Shrooblord was banned for calling the fiends "gold-diggers" rather than the more apt title, "gem-scoopers". Shrooblord was also banned for presuming Ray stores his gems beneath his nose.

[Shrooblord]

Ambidextroid was banned for assuming that I was assuming, when I hold more knowledge about the situation at hand than you could possibly fathom.

[Xenon]

Shrooblord: banned for subtly writing the word 'ass' twice and 'fat' once in that post.

[Master]

Xenon was banned for deriving subtext from Shroob's post in a sneaky and most cunning fashion.

[Ray502]

Master was banned for noticing Xenon's cleverness in his banning post.

[PluMGMK]

Ray was banned for punishing Master's observational skills, which are rather valuable in the grand scheme of things.

[Shrooblord]

PluMGMK was banned for presuming he had a grasp of the Grand Scheme of Things. He does not. PluMGMK should not lie on the forums. He is a bad influence to our youngsters, so we've removed him from the community.

[Ray502]

Shroob was banned for thinking Plum doesn't know anything about the grand scheme of things. He should've been more aware before using the banhammer that stuff goes on behind the scenes.

[Shrooblord]

Ray502 was banned for alluding to the secrets that take place behind closed doors. The community should not be aware of any of this.

Commencing memory purge in 3... 2... 1

[Ray502]

Shroob was banned for not noticing that I didn't mention any secrets behind the closed doors, no harm, no foul.

[Shrooblord]

Ray502 was banned for continued aggrivation of our forum's non-disclosure agreement with the almighty Great Flying Poo about matters that may or may not take place behind hypothetically closed doors, metaphorically speaking of course. Our Lord was very displeased with his lack of discretion and thus has cast him out of His Realm.

[Xenon]

Shrooblord: banned for giving a reason so long-winded and filled with random detail that I ended up glancing over it.

[Ray502]

Xenon was banned for showing disrespectfulness towards Shroob's post.

[NyaNyaLily]

Ray502 was banned for actually reading Xenon's post

[Ambidextroid]

Ray was banned for implying that forum members should do something other to Xenon's posts than reading them

[Ray502]

Ambi was banned for not following the rules of this game just to make a ban on poor ol' me.

[Ambidextroid]

Ray wasn't banned because he's totally correct! I somehow mistook dutch for you