Rayman Pirate-Community

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:07 pm**

Now you have Escape the City on instead.

I wish you had better choices.

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:09 pm**

I do, I've got 1 and 2.

I wish the decision wasn't so binary.

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:10 pm**

It became double binary, with a hint of mint freshness.

I wish you would eat it now.

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:11 pm**

I do, but it was a musical piece.

I wish it'd give me digital powers.

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:14 pm**

They did, but only in the digital world. In reality, you are powerless.

I wish you had power in reality too.

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:16 pm**

I do, I have the power of Snark.

I wish that the Snark could swell sharks.

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:40 pm**

It does, so much so, they explode, getting your clothes messy.

I wish it'd clean up.

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:42 pm**

So it does, into sushi.

I wish we could sort that sushi out.

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 11:10 pm**

We can, but it takes fifty years.

I wish we got our time back.

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 11:25 pm**

We do, but we're back on square one.

I wish I had a pair of headphones.

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 11:26 pm**

You get some, but they are too small.

I wish they were bigger.

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 11:29 pm**

They're now the size of a lego block.

I wish that will that suffice.

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 11:30 pm**

It does, for your dolls.

I wish you had real high quality headphones.

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 11:32 pm**

I do, but they are literal phones.

I wish they'd stop ringing.

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 11:33 pm**

They do, by breaking.

I wish they didn't break.

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 11:35 pm**

They don't, and the ringing resumes.

I wish that the ringing was catchy, at the least.

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 11:36 pm**

The ringing does, but it causes ear ringing.

I wish it would stop!

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 11:39 pm**

It does, but now the headphones are dead.

I wish for more awakeness.

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 11:40 pm**

You become super wide awake, but with sore eyes.

I wish your eyes were fine.

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2014 11:43 pm**

They become so fine that they slip out of their sockets.

I wish they'd get back in.

Corrupt a wish!