American law is way better than the one in Netherlands it seems. How the hell did this guy got so low punishment for taking away 3 lifes with his vehicle and he didn't even apologise. I don't blame the father who threw chair at judge:
Re: Something Bothering you?/Daily Doldrums
Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2014 7:43 pm
by Imco
I'm ashamed of my country.
Re: Something Bothering you?/Daily Doldrums
Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2014 11:31 pm
by Shrooblord
The problem with getting executed is also that there's no way to rectify things should it later become clear that you weren't actually the perpetrator. This is another one of my more rational reasons for preferring a life sentence over the death penalty.
Re: Something Bothering you?/Daily Doldrums
Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2014 7:23 am
by beebo44
I strongly disagree with any form of death penalty. Sure there are people who have done horrible, unspeakable things, but I think everyone deserves a second chance. I believe anyone is capable of change, even if it may take years, even decades to happen. Redemption? No, there's no redemption for some of the things people have done. But a second chance yes.
Re: Something Bothering you?/Daily Doldrums
Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2014 1:21 pm
by LovePédale
> it was yesterday
> my mom is cutting onions for dinner
> the smell troubles me and i start stroking my nipples
> my dad sees me and asks what the hell is wrong with me
> "shrek is love", i whisper. "shrek is life"
> he slaps me in the face and i go to bed without eating
> at midnight i wake up to a strong smell of onions
> i wonder why mom is cooking in the middle of the night
> as i walk down the stairs i hear my dad screaming out in pain
> i run to the living room only to find shrek raping the decapitated body of my dad in the trachea and wiping his dirty butt with the severed head
> "this is myyy swaaaaamp!!!" he groans in anger
> i bow to his knees and cry in joy
> he gently caresses my hair with his powerful hands
> "it's all ogre now", i hear as his dick slowly penetrates my eye socket and crushes my brains
> shrek is love. shrek is life.
Re: Something Bothering you?/Daily Doldrums
Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2014 4:42 pm
by saerleiya
OldClassicGamer wrote:American law is way better than the one in Netherlands it seems. How the hell did this guy got so low punishment for taking away 3 lifes with his vehicle and he didn't even apologise. I don't blame the father who threw chair at judge:
Reminds me of the Megaupload/Rape meme. You know, the one where MU's creator is put in jail for 50 years while the guy who raped, I don't remember, 3 or 4 women, ends up with only 20 years of imprisonement.
Of course, it wasn't the exact same situation, but it's kinda funny in an awkward way.
LovePédale wrote:Things about Shrek
Nope, really...
Re: Something Bothering you?/Daily Doldrums
Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2014 4:51 pm
by LovePédale
saerleiya wrote:Nope, really...
Welcome to my swamp.
Re: Something Bothering you?/Daily Doldrums
Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2014 5:12 pm
by saerleiya
LovePédale wrote:Welcome to my swamp.
Welcome to my ignore list.
And you know why.
Re: Something Bothering you?/Daily Doldrums
Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2014 6:35 pm
by LovePédale
saerleiya wrote:And you know why.
Someone doesn't like onions here.
Re: Something Bothering you?/Daily Doldrums
Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2014 6:52 pm
by OCG
For a second I thought you were Dandy but it is clear as day who are you now. Ignore list here as well and hopefully, staff deals with you.
Re: Something Bothering you?/Daily Doldrums
Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2014 7:01 pm
by Shrooblord
The legal system everywhere is pretty fucked up. You can get in more trouble for a tax dodge than for murdering three people and raping their corpses. Like... why, people, why??
Re: Something Bothering you?/Daily Doldrums
Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2014 7:21 pm
by LovePédale
OldClassicGamer wrote:For a second I thought you were Dandy but it is clear as day who are you now. Ignore list here as well and hopefully, staff deals with you.
Sure, clear as day.
Re: Something Bothering you?/Daily Doldrums
Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2014 2:13 am
by Cut
Am I the only one who got shrekt?
Re: Something Bothering you?/Daily Doldrums
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2014 1:52 pm
by LovePédale
> it was last night
> i wake up at the hospital with bandages on my left eye and a terrible headache
> as i get up I feel excruciating pain in my butt
> a doctor comes in and says I've lost my eye but despite severe trauma they were able to replace my anus with an artificial one
> police then comes in and accuses me of killing dad
> i say i didn't do it
> they beat me up with sticks
> "shrek is love", i cry. "shrek is life"
> they say i'll spend the rest of my life in prison for that
> as they proceed to leave, the smell of onions fills the room
> the door knob won't turn
> suddenly, shrek breaks through the window
> he takes a policeman and shoves him up the other's butt, ass raping him until the head of the first one emerges from the mouth of the second
> shrek then pulls out his ogre-sized cock and proceeds to fuck the two men at once
> he soon fills them with so much onion love their bodies both explode to pieces
> shrek then turns at me and winks
> "this is my swamp"
> his strong ogre arms slowly encircle my frail body
> "it's all ogre now", shrek says, as my eardrum ruptures under the pressure of his green appendage
> shrek is love. shrek is life.
Re: Something Bothering you?/Daily Doldrums
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2014 6:11 pm
by Adsolution
Love, I don't mind the Shrekisms much, but see if you can keep it out of more serious threads like this one.
Re: Something Bothering you?/Daily Doldrums
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2014 6:40 pm
by LovePédale
Sorry, those issues with my dad and the police bothered me a lot so I thought this was the right place. Where can I post about such problems in the future?
Re: Something Bothering you?/Daily Doldrums
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2014 6:49 pm
by Adsolution
My asshole, which has onion peelers built into the sides and also doubles as a police station. No matter what you say, I will make this sacrifice for the sake of your wellbeing, and the wellbeing of all those who've had to experience similar onion-scented hardship.
Re: Something Bothering you?/Daily Doldrums
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2014 9:43 pm
by Shrooblord
Don't you just hate it when parents reverse engineer kitchen appliances into their unborn children, forever altering the course of their future?
Re: Something Bothering you?/Daily Doldrums
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 7:45 pm
by iHeckler9
I was halfway through writing a chapter of a movie when I had to go to dinner. Of course when I load it back up it refuses to view anything except the mouse cursor so I have to completely reset the whole laptop, losing my work. FECK.
