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Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2014 11:44 pm
by Reese Riverson
They do, but you mixed left with right.
I wish that were fixed in proper order.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2014 11:46 pm
by Master
So they are, but even with the fixing, nothing is functional.
I wish I could fly a plane.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2014 11:50 pm
by Reese Riverson
You can, but into the moon.
I wish this headache is gone.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2014 6:58 am
by Bradandez
Now your head's gone, mate.
I wish I had a new hat for Hoodcom.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2014 6:59 am
by Reese Riverson
I get a hat, but at the cost of your head becoming mine.
I wish you had a pumpkin for a head, at least.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2014 7:04 am
by Bradandez
Sure but now my head's cursed and it feasts for other heads.
I wish I had one of them cool, evil-looking horses for company.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2014 7:06 am
by Reese Riverson
You do, but at the cost of being fused with the horse.
I wish that wouldn't be so scary.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2014 7:08 am
by Bradandez
I AM NOW TRIGOTHLOR, SUPER DEMONIC CENTAUR OF THE SEVENTH UNDERWORLD IN MEGALAX 0078 SECTOR Z.
I wish that title was shorter.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2014 7:11 am
by Reese Riverson
It does, but you wouldn't understand it as, TSDCOTSUIM0SZ.
I wish you chose a better name.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2014 7:16 am
by Bradandez
Call me Shirley.
I wish to strike fear to the hearts of my victims when I announce my name.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2014 7:28 am
by Reese Riverson
They all fear you, but at the cost, you also fear yourself.
I wish you can live with that fear, for the rest of your life.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2014 7:33 am
by Bradandez
I live in a small apartment, questioning my life decisions and regretting on how I shouldn't have turned down that promotion on that office job.
I wish I had a beard.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2014 7:40 am
by Reese Riverson
You get one, but it is so long, you keep tripping over it.
I wish you could draw art, every single day.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2014 8:13 am
by Bradandez
Granted! It's porn.
I wish there were more bears in the RPC.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2014 5:30 pm
by Reese Riverson
More bears appear, all around you, hungry, ready to eat you.
I wish you had protective armor on.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2014 9:29 pm
by Bradandez
Granted! It's all in the crotch area! Gotta keep those kids safe.
I wish the bears were deluded.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2014 10:19 pm
by Reese Riverson
They are, by confusing your armor as their food.
I wish they would just go away.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2014 10:24 pm
by Bradandez
They go form their own nation and declare war against RPC.
I wish we had our own military.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2014 10:26 pm
by Reese Riverson
We now have our own army of robot pirates, but you end up being part of their crew.
I wish you the best of luck.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2014 8:06 pm
by Bradandez
I go corrupt and build the Plok Community.
I wish everyone here worshiped Plok, the Original Limbless Being.