Rayman Pirate-Community

Posted: **Fri Apr 18, 2014 2:32 pm**

It was painless for his body, not so much for his dignity.

I wish to be crowned.

Posted: **Mon Apr 21, 2014 12:54 pm**

All hail Master, king of all poop!

I wish the poop were golden.

Posted: **Wed Apr 23, 2014 3:31 am**

Pooping is now a pain in the ass for everyone.

I wish to climb Mount Rushmore.

Posted: **Wed Apr 23, 2014 8:25 pm**

A sudden spell of rainfall turned it into Mount Rushdown. Hope you brought your parachute!!

I wish for a trampoline at the Mount's base.

Posted: **Thu Apr 24, 2014 1:43 am**

It appears, but the springs are weak.

I wish they were strong.

Posted: **Thu Apr 24, 2014 8:33 pm**

They are, but now, their elasticity is almost nought.

I wish we would consult Hooke's Law.

Posted: **Thu Apr 24, 2014 8:56 pm**

We do, but it wasn't what we wanted.

I wish we get what we wanted.

Posted: **Thu Apr 24, 2014 9:30 pm**

Instead, the Pussycat Dolls appear out of nowhere.

I wish they'd go away.

Posted: **Thu Apr 24, 2014 11:46 pm**

I'm came to euthanize the pussycats.

I wish there was a better way to get rid of them.

Posted: **Fri Apr 25, 2014 7:42 am**

With lots of hugs, deadly hugs.

I wish it weren't so painful.

Posted: **Fri Apr 25, 2014 1:03 pm**

You don't feel the pain, but instead, you feel the weakness.

I wish you became strong again!

Posted: **Fri Apr 25, 2014 3:09 pm**

So I do, but the Lactic Acid from all that anaerobic respiration be killin' me.

I wish it'd be neutralised already.

Posted: **Fri Apr 25, 2014 4:34 pm**

It does, but at the cost of all your tings.

I wish you could reearn all your tings.

Posted: **Fri Apr 25, 2014 4:58 pm**

Sudden error. All your tings belong to I.

I wish I had a great smile.

Posted: **Fri Apr 25, 2014 6:59 pm**

You're a right Joker, quite literally.

I wish that you don't get any Joker toxin.

Posted: **Fri Apr 25, 2014 11:41 pm**

He doesn't, he gets some toxin from the penguin instead.

I wish it wasn't lethal.

Posted: **Sat Apr 26, 2014 12:04 am**

It wasn't, but it puts a right frown on one's face.

I wish we could turn that into a smile.

Posted: **Sat Apr 26, 2014 12:06 am**

We do, by making his face upside down.

I wish he doesn't mind.

Posted: **Sat Apr 26, 2014 12:12 am**

He doesn't, but it looks freaky.

I wish we could fix it.

Posted: **Sat Apr 26, 2014 12:14 am**

We do, by fixing his face, and making him hang upside down like a bat.

I wish we would get used to seeing that.

Corrupt a wish!