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Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 3:19 am
by Ambidextroid
I'm still hopeful

Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 3:20 am
by Keane
> someone farts
> try to catch fart in hand and put in mouth

Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 3:21 am
by Ray502
Well the night is still young

Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 3:24 am
by Keane
> someone farts
> immediately put hand on butt and with fart stuck between butt and hand shove hand over their body into their mouth

Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 3:25 am
by Ray502
I wonder if this fart is secretly building up for one big explosion

Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 3:32 am
by Keane
> fart in hand
> dip it in drink

Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 3:33 am
by jurebj
Is compressed fart poo?

Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 3:33 am
by Ambidextroid
I wonder if burps are technically farts

Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 3:35 am
by Ray502
I have yet to burp on RD :(

Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 3:35 am
by jurebj
burp = inferior fart

Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 3:36 am
by Ambidextroid
jurebj wrote:Is compressed fart poo?
I would think so, unless poo isn't considered poo without enough moisture

Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 3:41 am
by Keane
> feel fart coming up
> pull pant down
> wet fart onto pretty girl
> clean her off by putting wet poopoo on finger, stick in her mouth

Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 3:42 am
by Ray502
I wonder if there is a burp topic

Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 3:42 am
by Ambidextroid
They're not as good as farts

Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 3:43 am
by Keane
> fart
> poo and pee come out too unexpected

Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 3:45 am
by Ray502
I farted...

Jk. Sadly though

Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 3:50 am
by Ambidextroid
I don't like farting

Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 4:03 am
by Keane
> fart in crowd
> doesnt make any sound
> sad

Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 4:05 am
by Ray502
Farting is eh but funny sometimes

Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 4:08 am
by Ambidextroid
I remember a few fond farts but mostly they're a pain