Would You Rather... ?

[Dark Lum Lord]

Kill.

Would you rather drink coffee or tea?

[technology4617]

Kill.

I think you misunderstood the question.

[Dark Lum Lord]

Kill.

I think you misunderstood the question.

*Kill Justin Bieber

[technology4617]

Kill.

I think you misunderstood the question.

*Kill Justin Bieber

Ah.

It would also be rather satisfying to kill the idiots that think it would be a good idea to deport him, though.

[Sny]

would you rather switch between dimensions or change your appearence?

[technology4617]

Switch between dimensions. I'm already a sexy mothafucka.

Would you rather be married to Jeffery Jones or Fifo?

[Sny]

i don't know who they are so... jeffrey - reminds me on jeff the killer~

would you rather be alone in a dark forest or have slenderman standing in front of you in a bit?

[todpole]

Slenderman sing the Slenderman song.

Would you rather destroy all gossip company's or work for them

[Sny]

destroy

would you rather have a awkward tatoo on your neck or have your head exploding every week without feeling any pain?

[Master]

Awkward tattoo.

Would you rather work with someone you hate or work with someone who hates you?

[Snagglebee]

I would work with someone I hate.

Would you rather spam like crazy or wait up for the record day?

[Master]

Wait for Record Day.

Would you rather be hit by a sofa, or twisted by chains?

[Bradandez]

Sofa.

Eat a squid or a shark?

[saerleiya]

A shark.

Would you rather face angry Deslife or horny Deslife?

Disclaimer: Any following injury due to an answer to the question above is not taken in charge by the person who wrote this exact question...

[Bradandez]

Oh sweet baby Jesus... A horny Deslife.

Would you rather punch a baby or push an old lady down the stairs?

[Adsolution]

Punch a baby. They won't remember shit, and there's probably a lower chance of death.

Would you rather beat an already dead horse or beat a mouse to death?

[Sny]

the horse - i would never kill an animal
would you rather get electroshocked or jump into very VEEERY cold water?

[beebo44]

Well assuming the electroshock wouldn't be lethal, I don't have any heart conditions so I'll go with electroshock.

Would you rather have your earlobes cut off or the tip of your nose? (And I don't mean a teeny bit, just not cutting into your nostrils)

[Sny]

the earlobes - the wound would be moch easier to hide there
would you rather be in a movie or in a video game?

[beebo44]

Videogame, much more room for creativity :p

Would you rather eat the food of your choice for 10 years (no other foods whatsoever), or never be able to eat the same thing twice in your whole life?