RAYMAN GENITALIA THREAD--GET IN

[Bradandez]

I wanna detach my wiener and give it to Barbara.

[Keane]

anyone in for more genitalia discussion?

[Bradandez]

I wanna detach my wiener and give it to Barbara.

Don't make me repeat myself.

[TFDS]

I see Droolie is still lurking in the Off Topic. Are you gonna castrate Rayman again, right when nobody's expecting?

[Serza5]

You mean he's going to do it again?

[TFDS]

Apparently, no, he left once he was spotted.

[Serza5]

We caught him before he could do it again!

[Keane]

so what have we learned from this thread?

[Droolie]

That Ubisoft has showed discrimination against those who have "huge features" and have repeatedly used the Rayman series to promote their own secret agenda. During all this time, Ubisoft's true intentions were hidden very well as not to be targeted by the international media. They were however revealed to me when Rayman Origins was released: the game came out without any dialogue whatsoever but when I dug into the game's files and extracted the script I found out that Ubisoft's master plan involves using the Raving Rabbids to brainwash the common folk and trick them into mass castration. Rayman and friends, the victims of this whole affair, have suffered greatly under this injustice, as shown by their increased mental illness displayed in recent games.

[Keane]

And Michel Ancel pulls all the strings of the plan...

[Serza5]

Is droolie collecting more raydicks again?

[Keane]

he's admitted his affiliation to michel ancel and his castrating army, so they might kick him out for revealing the truth. still, he may just become an independent castrator

[Pirez]

The lesson here is : if you look like an eggplant, you have the genitals of an eggplant.