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And it's concerning seismic activity.

However, the rumbles in the earth were not caused by quakes. They were caused by a colony of underground...

However, the rumbles in the earth were not caused by quakes. They were caused by a colony of underground dragons. They were having night terrors.

These terrors...

These terrors were the doing of the dark wizard Prol, who had plagued the dragons' dreams with ghastly thoughts and twisted nightmares.

For Prol had an evil plan...

For Prol had an evil plan, to gather the dragons of power, and become the master of fire.

The master of water...

The master of water was about to brew his annual storm when he suddenly felt unease in the ocean's flow. The ocean said to the master, "There is a flame of darkness kindling in the East, by the name of Prol". The master knew exactly what she meant.

Off the the East he went, to...

Off the the East he went, to then fall into the spike pit of doom.

Struggling to get out, the master...

Struggling to get out, the master called for his friend the master of air (who, incidentally, was a two tailed fox) who flew to his aid and grabbed his hands to carry him away from danger.

So on the water master went...

So on the water master went to areas where few could accomplish.

The high sky, the clouds were so close Master could...

Ambidextroid wrote:Struggling to get out, the master called for his friend the master of air (who, incidentally, was a two tailed fox) who flew to his aid and grabbed his hands to carry him away from danger.

Excuse me sir Ambi, but the mentioned "two tailed fox" couldn't carry you out of the pit in the second game.


The high sky, the clouds were so close Master could barely breathe.

Trying his best to breathe, he noticed a...

Trying his best to breathe, he noticed a version change had occurred, causing the pit to lead to a hidden palace.

The Palace...

The Palace was hidden.

After further examination, Master...

After further examination, Master used his trusty map to find the palace's location.

Strangely, the palace...

Strangely, the palace was not how the legends had said it'd be.

The code...

was a riddle saying : "How many SJW does it take to replace a lightbulb?".

Our hero...

Our hero mused upon this riddle, but the answer was unclear.

In his frustration...

In his frustration, he searched using Google to find the possible answer to this riddle.

But alas...

But alas, he was distracted by an advert offering an 80% prince cut for any armchair if you sign up to the DFS weekly newsletter.

This offer was surely too good to be true, and as it turned out...

This offer was surely too good to be true, and as it turned out, it was a lie by that really enthusiastic advertiser for ScS.

Instead, Sofology brought...

Instead, Sofology brought soft reclining chairs. Perfect to those who have that achy back!

The offer sounded good, but...

The offer sounded good, but things just haven't been the same since they got rid of the sloth.

Oak Furniture Land on the other hand...