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Ahaha, that came into one of the episodes of The Batman.

Soviet joke time!

- Comrade Secretary, do you have any hobbies?
- I collect jokes about myself.
- Really? How many did you get yet, Comrade Secretary?
- 'Round two and half of work camps.

Okay so a bar walks into a horse...

A horse walks into a bar and says, "I'd like a bucket of water." Barman says, "That would be ten bucks." Horse pays and starts drinking. Barman says, "We don't see horses often here." Horse responds, "No wonders with ten bucks per a bucket of water."

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

I have a beef to that joke.

I need help when I go to the toilet, the doctor said I'm not supposed to lift anything heavy.

Isn't that self-depreciating?

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robbing you, motherfucker!

But I'm Batman.

You ruined my joke, you wiener!

Because I'm batman.

How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Babies can't change lightbulbs... arsehole

Here's a joke!

I lied there isn't one here.

Ohhhhh, disappointed

I am disappoint.

Enough to tell us a joke and lighten the mood?

I have no sense of humour, it is sad.

Haha that was funny! You're good

Jokes are on me tonight fellas!