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When you die over 9000 times by a spartan falling on you and hitting you and the game over screen is a picture of mama luigi saying its a stone and patrick slams the phone down on you after shouting NO THIS IS PATRICK and Kurt Cobain shoots you, but li ressurects you so you can be her sex slave but the FBI find out you've been downloading pirated copies of the lord of the rings 4: My anus is bleeding and executes you by the procedure of death by acorn.

Gammaray wrote:When you die over 9000 times by a spartan falling on you and hitting you and the game over screen is a picture of mama luigi saying its a stone and patrick slams the phone down on you after shouting NO THIS IS PATRICK and Kurt Cobain shoots you, but li ressurects you so you can be her sex slave but the FBI find out you've been downloading pirated copies of the lord of the rings 4: My anus is bleeding and executes you by the procedure of death by acorn.

That was epic O_o

When rayman has a sex change and turns into a clone of ugglette so ugglette takes a gun that fires popcorn and shoots rayman.
when the characters from sonic advance three take rayman and spank him so much that a massive bruise appears and assasinates all members of al-Queda
When rayman does the hockey cockey and does in out in in out accidently and explodes into giant pink gorrilas
When globox slips on a banana peel and ends up in muddle earth with randalf the wise pouring syrup over him
When you die from touching an anti death pill.

I begin to think that you have somting aginst this topic..

It's called randomness and stupidity lol.
I guess you arent scottish.

When the teensies forbid you to enter the Hall of Doors even when you have 5 lums.

When the teensies forbid you then rape you with saxophones.

When you lose to Mister French Horn.

When the Electoons rapes Mama Luigi, Screaming "Have Mercy", while The King fires hamburgers with his dinner blaster into Link who was just about to join Ganon, meanwhile, Robotnik fires his Pingas at Rayman, but insted hits Mama Luigi, Then Mama Luigi fires his Football at Robotnik, at the same time, Rayman goes to Morshu and buys some lampoil, rope and over 9000 bombs, and then he throws them at The King who dies in about a millisecond, Mr. Bison likes the whole thing so he yells "YYEEESSSSS" at rayman, who falls backwards into a pipe leading to the seven koopa hotels, but in the cave Mario did'nt have a light, so he died, while Mama Luigi became Weegee, Rayman runs away and goes to Ganons cave, where Ganon says "Join me, Rayman, And i will make your face the greatest in Rayman 3, or else you will DIE", So Rayman joins Ganon and everyone lived yet again in peace!

O_o

When...Mama Luigi kills Rayman

When the teensies collect the yellow lums and teleport away from Rayman.

Gammaray wrote:It's called randomness and stupidity lol.
I guess you arent scottish.

Not directly..

...you try to lift a plum, and get squished under it.

...you try to lift a spiky fruit.

Rayman can't lift his ow body parts (floating hands, feet, head, chest...everything).

Rayman sings a story about a horse (Yes, singing. )

Murfy tells you the controls for Rayman 1 in Rayman 2.

Henchmen don't drink beer

Haruka wrote:Henchmen don't drink beer

When do Henchmen ever drink beer?

When Razorbeard returns after the game's credits

PluMGMK wrote:

Haruka wrote:Henchmen don't drink beer

When do Henchmen ever drink beer?

There is an oficial concept art of R2 showing Henchmen drinking and getting drunk. It's probably fermented oil or something equivalent to beer.