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He does, but he's still stuck in jail.

I wish my cat hadn't eaten the key. :c

Granted, instead, you ate the key.

I wish you could live with that.

Instead I become a chest full of plentiful bounty!

I wish there weren't any Pirates around to take it...

There aren't, however assassins come instead!

I wish they would go away.

Granted, but they are replaced by angry, pink ninjas.

I wish for a box!

You get one the size of your house.

I wish you lived in that box.

I burn down the box.

I wish Hoodcom wasn't a target for assassination.

Granted, however our dear Master has become the new target.

I wish we could do something to save him!

Granted. We made pies.

I wished that helped in some way.

They did, the assassins loved the pie, however they wouldn't share with us.

I wish we had pie of our own.

Granted. It's your mom's pie, and she definitely has no cherry.

Wish for an eternal summer.

EVERYTHING BURNS.

I wished DDL was forbidden to make wishes.

The wish backfires and now only DDL is able to make wishes!

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(Save us, Dark Lum Lord!)

(So, this topic is going to be stuck in Limbo till DLL comes to rescue us, huh?)

(Yes it is. Anywho, free wishes in my secret volcano cave underwater in space)

(I wish I knew that was a Sonic Shorts reference)

(Wish denied. You shall have no knowledge of what I am referencing.)

(This topic died single-handedly by the hands of none other than yours truly! Bwahahamahahaha! ... ok time to sort this.)

I wish the problem to be resolved.

A wormhole opens in my Internet connection and spurts out an ancient druid looking for cheese from the teet of a Peruvian goat from Arceus 19b, one of our somewhat proximately galactic neighbouring planets. Out of sheer confusion as to what happened, he takes my wish and returns to his dimension and timestream, thus nullifying my wish as any other wishes fulfilled or destroyed by me beforehand, rendering what I said earlier void and resolving the problem. The Universe sees the paradox thusly created by other people replying and spinning off of what I had fathomed with my mind and attempts to resolve it. Instead of reverting to a previous timestream where I never answered Bradandez's wish about DLL being the only one allowed to wish, however, its randomly assigned paradox solving equation spits up with the one solution it should probabalisticly never, ever get, except if all planets and stars align perfectly and the crickets outside my house chirp with the exact frequency of a lawn-mower, and therefore results in squid. That's right, the new result of corrupting Bradandez's previous wish is squid.

So...

Bradandez wrote:I wished DDL was forbidden to make wishes.

Squid.