Rayman Pirate-Community

Posted: **Sun May 04, 2014 1:25 pm**

I wish my head stopped spinning.

Posted: **Sun May 04, 2014 1:32 pm**

Granted. Your head is now screwed on tight. Backwards!

I wish I had some nifty glasses.

Posted: **Sun May 04, 2014 1:37 pm**

You know have smashed bottles engorged upon your eyes, they look nifty...

I wish I had a blanket of fire.

Posted: **Sun May 04, 2014 1:45 pm**

Granted. It instantly burns itself up and turns to a pile of ashes.
I wish for some chocolate.

Posted: **Sun May 04, 2014 7:12 pm**

You don't want to know what it's made of.

I wish for a pie made of hopes and wonder!

Posted: **Sun May 04, 2014 7:14 pm**

Granted. It's a pie made of flesh from fairies.

I wish for a rocket toilet.

Posted: **Sun May 04, 2014 7:17 pm**

Ow, that was morbid!
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Okay... it shoots up your ass.

I wish you well on your trip to the moon!

Posted: **Sun May 04, 2014 7:52 pm**

He was very well when he was mooned.

I wish I didn't have allergies.

Posted: **Sun May 04, 2014 8:21 pm**

Proof! Now your nose is gone.
I wish to be dictator of the moon.

Posted: **Sun May 04, 2014 8:31 pm**

You now are in charge of all Lunar Literacy.

I wish I had a pet Dalek.

Posted: **Sun May 04, 2014 8:55 pm**

Granted. It only makes a mess of things and now have to it down.

I wish there was a Queen of England.

Posted: **Tue May 06, 2014 9:01 pm**

Granted, at the cost of becoming a full fledged woman, marrying the King, and having 900 children!

I wish you were not insane from this.

Posted: **Tue May 06, 2014 11:25 pm**

Granted. To prevent insanity, I nuke everyone!

I wish for some nuclear defense.

Posted: **Wed May 07, 2014 3:29 pm**

Your people were defended, but you weren't.

I wish you survived, still.

Posted: **Wed May 07, 2014 11:14 pm**

Granted, but now he's a flesh-eating zombie.

I wish people would find my secret Ting account, or at least realise I have one.

Posted: **Thu May 08, 2014 12:12 am**

They did, but took all your tings.

I wish you would get your tings back.

Posted: **Thu May 08, 2014 12:28 am**

We find them. But they're corrupted tings, we have to destroy them.

I wish there was a cure for corrupted tings.

Posted: **Thu May 08, 2014 4:30 am**

There is, by shaving off all your hair to use in a special liquid to heal the tings.

I wish you don't mind this requirement.

Posted: **Thu May 08, 2014 4:35 am**

Nope. I needed to shave. Especially where the sun don't shine.

I wish you didn't have to imagine that. :3

Posted: **Thu May 08, 2014 4:37 am**

I didn't, because you were referring to your case of back hair.

I wish you made sense!

Corrupt a wish!