The You Game!

[Steo]

<̬̮̳̦͝ ̺̮͇̹̕t҉̲͇h̪̖̙̫͟i̡͖͈̮͖͖n̥k̢̲̯͎͓̝̼s҉͈̦̙ ͖̟̗̳̣̘z̠̀al̼̗͞g̵̙o̭̜̫͎̭ ̖̝l̡͖͎̠o̜̫̜o̲͠k̪̼̲sͅ ̫̘̫͞e҉̤v̛̼̪̺͖ẹ̣̞̬̠n̵̞͙͉̣͈̫ ̸̗̝̙̣̳b̷̦̼͓̟ȩt͇̱̠̮̻te̕r҉̞͍ ̲̘̫̲̮i̖͚̱n͇ ̷͚Ṯ̴̞̥͍̯̳ḩ͎͍̥̬̗e̢̹̰ ̥͉͔͓ͅB͎̪̜̦̭̝̹͘o̰̗̪̥̹g̷̝̣ ͡O̱͖̮f҉̱̠̥ ͍͖̰M͓̦͕͉̙ͅṳ̡̰̣͎r͏̘͙̦̻͇k̪̗.̳̕

[R4Y_ANC3L]

<̬̮̳̦͝ ̺̮͇̹̕t҉̲͇h̪̖̙̫͟i̡͖͈̮͖͖n̥k̢̲̯͎͓̝̼s҉͈̦̙ ͖̟̗̳̣̘z̠̀al̼̗͞g̵̙o̭̜̫͎̭ ̖̝l̡͖͎̠o̜̫̜o̲͠k̪̼̲sͅ ̫̘̫͞e҉̤v̛̼̪̺͖ẹ̣̞̬̠n̵̞͙͉̣͈̫ ̸̗̝̙̣̳b̷̦̼͓̟ȩt͇̱̠̮̻te̕r҉̞͍ ̲̘̫̲̮i̖͚̱n͇ ̷͚Ṯ̴̞̥͍̯̳ḩ͎͍̥̬̗e̢̹̰ ̥͉͔͓ͅB͎̪̜̦̭̝̹͘o̰̗̪̥̹g̷̝̣ ͡O̱͖̮f҉̱̠̥ ͍͖̰M͓̦͕͉̙ͅṳ̡̰̣͎r͏̘͙̦̻͇k̪̗.̳̕

<̴ ̶s̴a̵y̷s̴ ̵t̵h̸a̸t̸ ̶i̶s̶ ̴t̷h̶e̵ ̵l̸a̷n̵g̵u̵a̸g̴e̸ ̴c̷a̵l̶l̴e̶d̶ ̶B̶o̸g̷m̵u̵r̵k̸i̸a̸n̵.̸

[Steo]

<͚̏͆̽ͤͯ̔̀ͅ ̮̥͍̹͉̯͆ͬ̌̋́̚w̨̝̱̫̯̏͆a͖̰ͪ̂̐ͫ̂́š̖̼̥̐ͬ͐̆͆̄́ň͏̩̜̩'̉̆ͮţ̲̥̰̖͇͗͛̾ͨͫͫ͛ͅͅ ͖aͤ̒̑͋̾ͩ͒҉̠̫̠̝w̗̠̩̦͍̙͖ͩa̢̭̭ͥ͂͌ͯ̒͊r̬̗ͬ̉̓̉ͅe͔̳̥̯̗͜ ͗o̡̲̺ͫ͒̏͆͌ͯͭf̰̰̽̒ͦ͠ ̘̯̪͍͎͎̲͗ͥ͑ṭ̛̩̥̞̺̗̓̑̑̿ͧ̎̏h̭͕͎͎̦̦͛̓ͯͮe̥̠͉̪͚͚ͥ͆̇͑͘ͅ ͐͆͜l͖̙̙̀̓͒̿ͭå̼̤̰̭̗̰̓n̸̹͍̙g̸̓̽̂ͭ́̐̚ŭ͕̪͇̈́͒ͭͥ̚a̘̥͋ͫ̇̇͌g̟ͯ̊̔͛̾͘e̞̺̘͓̩̩ͅ,͚̬̘͒ͥ̓̓͜ ̯̐̋͘ṱ̮̝̩͉̭̑̍ͤͭh̗̱̹ͭ̽ͦͮ̑ͦ͡e͕̊̽̓̿̏͊ͭ ͕̹̬̣͋S̠̀w̴̘͔̜̝̮̪̜̆ͥ̚a͎̘̒̇ͩ͐ͧ̍̌m͉͓̞̬͍̱ͣ̏͆̔̔̀͆p͓̳͇̝̟̆͆͊ͫ̋̂̇s̲̤̮̥̠ ̛̝̱̻̄́͌͆̊̄O͉̠̯̣̟ͨ̿ͨ̈͗̊f̈́̓̉̽̈́́ ̯̥͉͓̩͔ͤ͐ͮ́Ḟ̗̺̝̝́̎ͥ̀̋o̦̲͉̲̖̠͉r̐͌͐̆͂̀ͤ͢ǵ̖̃́͛ͩ͋̿̀ͅe̱̰̹̫̳̭̓ͩ̊ṱ͓̏̇ͮ̄͂͋f̙̱͍̳͈̽̂͂ͧ͊̐ų͚̻ͪ͒̈̒͗l̾̒̌ͥ͒͒́n̷͇̖͓ͨë̘͎͉̫̻̳̖́͌̑̇š̃̎̇̾̒s̰̠̫̘ ͗̌m͔̘̝̄̾̽ͬ̂̃ͥa͕̰̩̺̦ͧͥ͞d̙̹̭̫̩͚̻͒ͣ̏͆́e͇̥͖͓̲͕͋ͥ͋ ̣̬͉̣͈͍̗̓̓ͨ<'̢̾͋ͮs̢̝̥̤̳̃̎̒̃̑ ̟̻͕̯͈͖̩̎̉m͙͇͕̩̦͐ͧͮ́̈́̍͜e̪̩͋̅̐̀̀̾ṃ̯̤͓̗̗ͫ͗ͭ͠o̙̙͓̔ȑ̴̙̤̠̲͎̹͔̈̔y̙̳̣͖̼̺̿ ̭ͩ̌̀ͩͫ̀ă̞̜͍̹̘͙̌ͭ̾̚ͅ ̴̙͉͖̓̏͛̅̉̋ͅl̡̦̂ͦ̐i̳̗̗̘̙̅̃͐̎͜t͔̦͉̱̮͎ͅt̟̟̅̍̈́̏ͭl̵̩̩̘͉͍̾̓ͪͯ͐ͅe̶̥̲͎̭̥̙̜͗ ̭͙͈̝̞͐͗̋ͦ͆̍͗f̵̙̝͛ͬͬ́u̻̫͓ͤ͆ͬz̽̔̊҉͙z̘͖͎̬̀͑̏̇͑̍y͎̥̙̲̲ͭ̔ͪ̋͑̒̀ ͙̹̝͈͋̔ǎͥ̈̇̇҉͓͉͔̣̦͔̗n̥̠͆͗ͫͭ̏ͨd͙̫͍̹̞͚̎͗ͤ̃ͬ ̣̭̘̬̰͎͌́ͩ<̃̐̅̂̓̀ ̠̩̫͎ͪe̽̀̉ͫn͙̥̈ͬͥ͂̌d̦͓͆́͌ͤ͡e̋d̖͈͐̅̎͡ͅ ̦͂u̠͖͑̐̒́̎͢p̦̪͓̱͕̦̍̅ͪ̓̀̂̒͟ ̞̹̻͈̱͕̉͆͑ͧ͋i͖̗͔͖̽ͣͫͩͤņ͕͖̖̫̙̺ͪͫͪͫ̽ ̻̾̈́̎͑T̤͙͉̯̯ͪ͊̆̇͒̍̐h͎̬̗̭̝͎͎͊̔͋ͪ́͂̚ë̳̣͍̞̐͘ ̡̮̲̈́B͉̞̥͎̌̉͗ͦ̀o̯̣g̡̙̩̰̑͌̚ ̲ͧ̏̈ͭͨ͒͠Ȯ̬̞̖͌͂͋̉͜f̧͕̞̺ͦ̿̾͐ͭͧ̌ͅͅͅ ͚ͪ͊̄̈́̄ͮ̃M̛̪̪͇̮̹͚̫̈́͊ͧ͋u͕̳̬̐ͬ̒̑̐ͮ̚̕r͚͇̩ͩͫͪ͆ͨk̨͓̥̝.̦̜̥͐͑ͪ̅͗̃ͪ̀

[R4Y_ANC3L]

<̶ ̷s̸a̷y̷s̵ ̵f̴a̷i̴r̴ ̷e̷n̵o̸u̵g̵h̴.̵ ̷I̶t̷ ̸i̸s̵ ̷b̶e̵t̶t̴e̵r̵ ̴t̴h̵a̸n̵ ̷d̸r̵i̴n̴k̴i̵n̸g̴ ̶a̸l̷l̶ ̷o̶f̷ ̶t̴h̸e̸ ̵p̵l̴u̶m̷ ̴j̷u̷i̷c̸e̵ ̵t̷o̷ ̸w̸i̵p̸e̷ ̵t̵h̵e̷ ̷m̸e̷m̵o̶r̴y̴ ̸o̷u̵t̷ ̵c̴o̷m̶p̴l̵e̴t̷e̶l̴y̷.̶

[Steo]

< must show off <'s new CrApple guitar which has a miniSD slot also.

There's also a custom fitted PS2 network adapter.

Some key features include:

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miniSD v2.0a slot for extra reverb
Wi-Fi
Bluetooth (useful for headset connectivity)
PS2 LAN adapter
49.72PB HDD
Telescopic whammy bar with camera (selfie stick)
Fifo's MacBook Air included (can be used as a stompbox)
Plays Fortnite at over 200fps
Cooks eggs (Fifo requested this feature because he loves eggs)

It also has many more features which < has yet to fully discover.

[R4Y_ANC3L]

≮ ̴s̷a̶y̶s̵ ̸^̵ ̷c̴a̶n̷ ̴m̸a̷k̴e̸ ̷a̸ ̴l̴i̴v̷i̵n̵g̸ ̸s̵e̴l̸l̴i̸n̴g̸ ̷t̶h̴a̸t̸ ̷t̴o̷ ̷g̵e̵t̶ ̴m̸o̸r̵e̵ ̴m̶o̵n̴e̷y̵ ̷a̸n̶d̶ ̵s̸e̴e̵ ̴h̵o̴w̸ ̵i̵t̶ ̴f̶e̵e̷l̵s̴ ̷t̸o̵ ̸b̸e̸ ̶F̷i̶f̶o̴ ̶f̸o̷r̴ ̸t̶h̴e̶m̸s̶e̶l̶v̶e̷s̶!̶ ̷B̴o̶g̶m̴u̴r̵k̵i̵a̸n̸s̵ ̶s̴h̷o̷u̷l̵d̵ ̴t̵r̴y̵ ̴i̷t̵ ̴a̵l̷s̸o̶ ̴i̷f̵ ̴t̸h̸e̸y̷ ̵w̵a̸n̵t̶ ̴t̵o̷ ̴o̷f̷ ̶c̷o̸u̷r̸s̸e̵.̵ ̷

[Steo]

< forgot to mention another feature it has is that it's sound waves are so powerful that they can send you to The Bog Of Murk.

[R4Y_ANC3L]

A̶w̵e̵s̴o̵m̷e̴!̶!̷!̸ ̵
̴
̶<̵ ̵w̸a̶n̷t̵s̵ ̴a̸ ̸C̷R̵a̷p̸p̶l̷e̶.̶ ̴<̴ ̷t̴h̸i̵n̵k̴s̶ ̶i̴t̴ ̵i̶s̸ ̵b̵e̴t̴t̶e̶r̶ ̶t̵h̷a̷n̷ ̷A̷p̸p̶l̸e̸ ̷a̵n̵y̸w̶a̵y̵ ̴s̴i̸n̵c̶e̴ ̸i̸t̵ ̴i̷s̷ ̸n̶o̷ ̸g̸o̷o̴d̵ ̷p̸r̷o̷d̴u̴c̶t̵.̷ ̸

[Steo]

< never seen Gordon so angry.

[R4Y_ANC3L]

< now has a new location for <'s profile.

[Aaron]

That meme ^ just made is legendary

Sorry, < meant Steo

How about "you didn't make hawaiian pizza in The Swamps of Forgetfulness"?

[Steo]

< see's that he's still angry.

[R4Y_ANC3L]

< is actually laughing and smiling right now!

[Steo]

So is <, these memes need to be preserved.

[R4Y_ANC3L]

< wonders what we can really do about soggy French fries.

[Steo]

< says they have to be crispy and fresh or something.

< really loves the sound of the CrApple guitar, using Fifo's Mac as a stomp box makes it sound absolutely amazing. It's even better when the Mac is in the middle of the Bog, the water makes a cool sound.

[R4Y_ANC3L]

< thinks HCC is better than BPC(Barbara Pirate Community).

[Steo]

< thinks anything is better than the pink Tily theme.

[R4Y_ANC3L]

< thinks anything is better than the pink Tily theme.

< definitely agrees!

[Steo]

< will use Fifo's stomp box Mac to order pizza with pineapple and make soggy fries in the Bog's murky waters. We'll even have eggs.