Corrupt a wish!

[Master]

We do, now it is a goldfish pond.

I wish we got some tadpoles.

[Shrooblord]

They turn out to be Globoxes! But not the cute ones, nor the best friend type of deals, oh no, they're hungry. And they eat all our food. We starve!

I wish we could deal with that.

[Bradandez]

We eat the baby globoxes.

I wish it didn't have to come to that.

[Reese Riverson]

It doesn't. instead, you eat their bugs.

I really wish we didn't have to.

[Bradandez]

Granted. Now we have to eat the baby globoxes.

I wish it was fast and painless.

[Reese Riverson]

It was, they magically appear all in your stomach.

I wish you had bigger clothes to fit.

[Bradandez]

No need to. They all but body fuel now.

I wish to erase this experience.

[Reese Riverson]

So it has been erased, at the cost of your memory.

I wish you had your pleasant memories back.

[Bradandez]

Granted. My sexual fantasies are the only memories returned.

I wish I wasn't so absent minded.

[Reese Riverson]

You focus on every little thing, so much so you get a headache.

I wish you drew fifty pictures an hour!

[Master]

He did, but he broke space-time, the speed was too much.

I wish I could take it slow.

[Reese Riverson]

You can, but at super s-l-o-w-m-o-t-i-o-n.

I wish you weren't that slow.

[Master]

I'm no longer slow, but I'm invisible.

I wish I were in the visible spectrum.

[Reese Riverson]

Now you are seen as rainbow colors.

I wish you had your true form again.

[Master]

I am, but that'd be as the Dalek on my sweater.

I wish sweaters were Daleks.

[Reese Riverson]

They become real Daleks, there for turning you into a half-Dalek.

I wish I knew what a half-Dalek looks like.

[Master]

You can, but only through Google.

I wish I wasn't so cryptic.

[Reese Riverson]

You become super nice, and gave everyone a free Dalek.

I wish we could have miniature Dalek figures.

[Master]

You can, but you'll have to buy them yourself.

I wish I linked people to the shop.

[Reese Riverson]

You linked it, but it was dead.

I wish the link worked.