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Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Fri May 09, 2014 12:18 am
by Master
We do, now it is a goldfish pond.
I wish we got some tadpoles.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Fri May 09, 2014 12:29 am
by Shrooblord
They turn out to be Globoxes! But not the cute ones, nor the best friend type of deals, oh no, they're hungry. And they eat all our food. We starve!
I wish we could deal with that.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Fri May 09, 2014 12:47 am
by Bradandez
We eat the baby globoxes.
I wish it didn't have to come to that.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Fri May 09, 2014 3:44 am
by Reese Riverson
It doesn't. instead, you eat their bugs.
I really wish we didn't have to.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Fri May 09, 2014 5:11 pm
by Bradandez
Granted. Now we have to eat the baby globoxes.
I wish it was fast and painless.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Fri May 09, 2014 9:50 pm
by Reese Riverson
It was, they magically appear all in your stomach.
I wish you had bigger clothes to fit.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sun May 11, 2014 6:42 am
by Bradandez
No need to. They all but body fuel now.
I wish to erase this experience.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sun May 11, 2014 3:07 pm
by Reese Riverson
So it has been erased, at the cost of your memory.
I wish you had your pleasant memories back.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Tue May 13, 2014 8:48 am
by Bradandez
Granted. My sexual fantasies are the only memories returned.
I wish I wasn't so absent minded.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Tue May 13, 2014 1:04 pm
by Reese Riverson
You focus on every little thing, so much so you get a headache.
I wish you drew fifty pictures an hour!
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Tue May 13, 2014 5:36 pm
by Master
He did, but he broke space-time, the speed was too much.
I wish I could take it slow.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Tue May 13, 2014 5:37 pm
by Reese Riverson
You can, but at super s-l-o-w-m-o-t-i-o-n.
I wish you weren't that slow.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Tue May 13, 2014 5:38 pm
by Master
I'm no longer slow, but I'm invisible.
I wish I were in the visible spectrum.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Tue May 13, 2014 5:39 pm
by Reese Riverson
Now you are seen as rainbow colors.
I wish you had your true form again.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Tue May 13, 2014 5:40 pm
by Master
I am, but that'd be as the Dalek on my sweater.
I wish sweaters were Daleks.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Tue May 13, 2014 5:41 pm
by Reese Riverson
They become real Daleks, there for turning you into a half-Dalek.
I wish I knew what a half-Dalek looks like.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Tue May 13, 2014 5:41 pm
by Master
You can, but only through Google.
I wish I wasn't so cryptic.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Tue May 13, 2014 5:42 pm
by Reese Riverson
You become super nice, and gave everyone a free Dalek.
I wish we could have miniature Dalek figures.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Tue May 13, 2014 5:43 pm
by Master
You can, but you'll have to buy them yourself.
I wish I linked people to the shop.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Tue May 13, 2014 6:10 pm
by Reese Riverson
You linked it, but it was dead.
I wish the link worked.