Rayman Pirate-Community

< checked his GameBanana, as one does... and sees his first ever PM! It's called "rayman origins request", so < is naturally curious and opens it.

< Is then met with the most horrifying question he's ever seen in his life... and the worst part is that < IS A MINOR

^ < thinks someone is going around asking for nsfw mods for origins… or it’s a bot. < says to block and report.

< did report them already, but <'s still utterly terrified and baffled at what < saw

< is beginning to think that literacy is a curse.

< wants to know if ^ is willing to share

Anyway, < just finished one of the most intense speedruns <‘s ever done!

Greengoop wrote: Sat May 03, 2025 4:00 pm < wants to know if ^ is willing to share

Anyway, < just finished one of the most intense speedruns <‘s ever done!

The thing the guy said to me was something along the lines of "do you want to make a r34 nymph mod where they're naked?"

Of course < isn't going to say the full details but that's esentially the whole gist..

< got the same fucking dm!

< got a really sick tune in <‘s head. < wants to make a song using it but < doesn’t know if < heard it somewhere. Google Hum Search has been no use too

Greengoop wrote: Sat May 03, 2025 7:22 pm Google Hum Search has been no use too

< says iOS has Shazam built in, have you tried that?

Does Shazam allow humming? < thought it was only for playing songs

< just checked and sees < was indeed wrong, sorry about that

< wonders what song ^ hummed to Shazam

< didn’t hum, < just Googled if it’s true that you can’t hum to Shazam

Ahh, < sees. < was wondering if it was a Green Day song by any chance

< is currently in <‘s own trenches because < dropped CRK YEARS ago but < finds <self to have a crush on THIS LADY and feels SHAME about it since <s friends hate the game and all < wants is to have A NORMAL FUCKING CRUSH FOR ONCE. DOMEONE KILL <

Fifo wrote: Sat May 03, 2025 8:30 pm < just checked and sees < was indeed wrong, sorry about that

Rule 1: ^ don’t admit to Greengoop ^ were wrong, < says.

The Jonster wrote: Sun May 04, 2025 12:32 am Rule 1: ^ don’t admit to Greengoop ^ were wrong, < says.

Hehe < let it slide because it was Fifo. If it was an established Murfy fan though…

EdgeRabbit wrote: Sat May 03, 2025 11:59 pm all < wants is to have A NORMAL FUCKING CRUSH FOR ONCE.

< wonders what ^’s type is. < would say comparing all ^’s crushes and finding something in common if ^ isn’t sure

EdgeRabbit wrote: Sat May 03, 2025 11:59 pm < is currently in <‘s own trenches because < dropped CRK YEARS ago but < finds <self to have a crush on THIS LADY and feels SHAME about it since <s friends hate the game and all < wants is to have A NORMAL FUCKING CRUSH FOR ONCE. DOMEONE KILL <

Holly! < kind of gets that, honestly
Also, ^ shouldn’t feel shame for liking the game! < understands that the fandom is pretty miserable right now, but that necessarily doesn’t mean that the game, or fans, are bad!
And ^ shouldn’t feel shame for ^ crushes, too! < personally had some weird crushes, but < thinks nobody really minded it..
Anyways! Just don’t feel ashamed of liking anything! As long as nobody gets hurt, who cares?

Greengoop wrote: Sun May 04, 2025 6:42 am < wonders what ^’s type is. < would say comparing all ^’s crushes and finding something in common if ^ isn’t sure

< thinks it’s either blonde men or.. actually, < can’t really pin it down

< can’t see the connection between a gingerbread man, an Xbox, a thingamajig, a PC and two black and white crows.

(This is only a joke, don’t take any offence )

< didn’t know the spies were supposed to be crows, < thought they were some humanoid creatures

< wonders how everybody’s doing?