Rayman Pirate-Community

Posted: **Tue May 13, 2014 6:11 pm**

It did, now it goes to the shop of doom.

I wish ending things with doom wasn't corny.

Posted: **Tue May 13, 2014 6:11 pm**

It isn't, but it becomes overused.

I wish it wasn't overused.

Posted: **Tue May 13, 2014 6:14 pm**

It isn't, but without the term, a certain game ceases to exist.

I wish that its lack of existence didn't cause a major time rip.

Posted: **Tue May 13, 2014 6:14 pm**

It does, but instead it rips your shirt.

I wish it was fixed.

Posted: **Tue May 13, 2014 6:20 pm**

It was, new drivers were installed, sadly, they're inefficient.

I wish they'd be more effective.

Posted: **Tue May 13, 2014 6:23 pm**

They are, at allowing Daleks to exterminate.

I wish we are safe.

Posted: **Tue May 13, 2014 6:23 pm**

Yup, but nobody said anything about Sontarans.

I wish we had something for them.

Posted: **Tue May 13, 2014 6:27 pm**

We have some cheese for them.

I wish that will be good enough for them.

Posted: **Wed May 14, 2014 1:46 pm**

Yup, pity they're still invading.

I wish we had defense.

Posted: **Wed May 14, 2014 1:48 pm**

We did, bread as our defense.

I wish it was good enough.

Posted: **Wed May 14, 2014 1:48 pm**

It went wonderfully, 'til they discovered toasters.

I wish we had the cheese of the situation.

Posted: **Wed May 14, 2014 1:50 pm**

We did, but it was string cheese.

I wish we can get cheese slices.

Posted: **Wed May 14, 2014 1:50 pm**

We did, but the cheese is hard as brick.

I wish we could shatter them.

Posted: **Wed May 14, 2014 1:52 pm**

We can, but they blow out shards of cheese.

I wish we didn't get hurt by these.

Posted: **Wed May 14, 2014 1:52 pm**

We don't, for we have the invincibility candy.

I wish it doesn't give us a sugar rush.

Posted: **Wed May 14, 2014 1:59 pm**

It didn't, for the first three seconds.

I wish we could keep it under control.

Posted: **Wed May 14, 2014 1:59 pm**

We do, until we hit a snag.

I wish I knew what the snag was.

Posted: **Wed May 14, 2014 2:00 pm**

Snag was us tripping over air.

I wish we don't trip over air.

Posted: **Wed May 14, 2014 2:01 pm**

We don't, instead, we become it.

I wish to cease being air.

Posted: **Wed May 14, 2014 2:01 pm**

Now you become water.

I wish you became Mastre again.

Corrupt a wish!