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Pluto is now made of cheese, good luck getting there.

I wish for the Hay Fever to begone.

Okay. It mutated into Day Fever. Globally. Now we must be vampires. But without the charm or the blood. Basically only all the cons.

I wish we could have our coffins lined with lava lamp tubes. Party on in our sleep!

No, thas stupid.

I wish that idea was less stoopid.

Instead it's the worst idea of all mankind and inadvertently ends up killing us all. But at least we have fancy coffins...?

I wish it was Hammer Time.

Granted. The time is Hammer o'clock.

I wish we revert back to numbers.

Too bad - it looks like it's tassled passed tangerines now!

I wish that weren't so suggestive.

It no longer is, instead, it's completely blatant.

I wish for snazzy specs.

Snazzy? I thought you wrote jazzy. All you see is just blues.

I wish people would get that reference and Shroobie WOULD STOP TASSELING WITH MY DAMN TANGERINES.

I totally got the reference, really. No need to enlighten me at all, no sirree. I can't speak for Shroob though.

I wish Shroob grants us the trippy Grolgoth.

Oh, you liked that did you? Okay:


I wish I could corrupt that wish...

Granted. Though you had to stab someone 37 times in the chest in order to corrupt your wish.

I wish to start a new page on this topic.

Alas, someone else may take that pride!

I wish the ninth poster after me isn't Bradandez.

It isn't, now Brad plots his revenge.

I hope I escape quick enough.

Granted. You escape this realm of existence.

I wish Master has a nice time at the realm of Ultimate Pain and Cheesecake.

Barring the pain, it's rather pleasant.

I wish for a cuppa.

No, you get a puppa. A tiny larvae that will eventually eat your brain.

I wish I had a phoenix.

You get Wright.



Can I have Edgeworth?

Here's a plastic knife. Hope it's worth something.

I wish to run the show.

You do, have fun being pushed around by Von Karma and her whip.

I wish it isn't too painful.

Granted. I have no nerves.

I wish to feel again.