RPC the Musical

[MrBadGuy]

No lumiere needs to be played by someone funny.

[Jewish Candy]

Because he's unfunny?

[MrBadGuy]

That's not personality.

[Jewish Candy]

Then I can train! I will become the funniest member here, and the role of Lumiere shall be mine!

[MrBadGuy]

Thank grod this is a joke

[Jewish Candy]

Think again buster
You WILL believe I am a candlestick-shaped animate stereotype

[MrBadGuy]

You can't possibly beat the guy who played lumiere in the production I was in. He was gay, so don't even bother trying.

[Jewish Candy]

Pfft, not like I need your approval to play a bisexual lamp. Imco, you know what to do.

[Imco]

Hey, as the writer of this musical, I get to decide who get which role! Jewish, your role is Lumière.
MrBadGuy is one of the silly girls.

[MrBadGuy]

Hmm, I'm pretty sure the writer was Jeanne-Marie Leprince de Beaumont

[Imco]

I'm talking RPC the musical, you dork!

[Hoozang]

0/10 needs more sugar and hoozang u cant even write scrub
But still, why nobody told me about this?!

[Bradandez]

Well, no, I'm not the most Belle-like here I was thinking Brad or summat

[Jewish Candy]

Your hair is almost the same colour as hers... oh, Brad, this is too perfect...

But behind that fair facade, I'm afraid he's rather odd
Very different from the rest of us
He's nothing like the rest of us
Yes different from the rest of us is Braaaaad

You look like you're gonna munch on that rose

[Hoozang]

Sugar: I live in RPC, with my little brother too
Hoozang: He makes mischief!
Sugar: I make spammmmmm........

Sugar: I love AVGN
Hoozang: I love CooOooD
Sugar: Please stop yelling
Hoozang: Sorry, it's this little kid!

Hoozang: Well, my brother has deceased, the only thing left is me
Hoozang: The mighty Humch has aprooved, he's so bad as MLG CS GO players
Hoozang: I will make the modding API!
Hoozang: wait what
*explodes*

This was based off a Minecraft Cartoonish Zoonish Song, made by the Yogscast, "The Modding API"

[Bradandez]

It seems Hoozang really wants to be in this musical. You can be the Foot Stool Dog.

[Hoozang]

thx i realy apreciate u

[Jewish Candy]

It's not your musical, Brad A production directed by its lead is destined to fail.

[Bradandez]

Hey now, I'm just making a suggestion.

[Hoozang]

Hunch: I made a site about Rayman
Xenon: Many people like it
OCG: Many people enjoy it
CHRdutch: Many people...

*everybody stares at CHRdutch*

CHRdutch: quickscope it??

Hunch, Xenon and OCG shout: NO!

CHRdutch: Sorry!

*airhorn*

*airhorn*

Fifo: I hate it!
Harpic: Go fly somewhere else!
Fifo: And you, go clean your own butt!
Harpic: M8 U WILL GET REKT!!!

*onions and idle shrek images fall from the sky*

RibShark: I made a patch!
Emshomar: And me too!
All the mods together: And we make this place peaceful!
Rolesfamily: I make you laugh!
Adsolution: I make game!
Bradandez: I make art!
Imco: I make music!
Plum: I...I...help you in the Rayman 1 game?

Sugar: So I joined this place, not quite I like it, got a wonderful invite

*dum dum dum*

Sugar: Friends everywhere, start being friendly
Sugar: I don't know why I'm hereeeee
Sugar: It's quite good, I like it
Sugar: I think...I might be here for a while!

And that was my musical. Yay.