I tripped and fell on an escalator, you should have seen the stairs I got.
Re: General Puns
Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2018 8:57 pm
by Aaron
I lived at a place where there's a lot of trash on the streets and I was really sad because of it. I felt like I was down in the dumps.
Re: General Puns
Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2018 9:25 pm
by Steo
I have plenty of suits, so I hope Santa brings me plenty of ties for Christmas.
Re: General Puns
Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2018 11:02 pm
by The Jonster
I have a medical eggsam with my doctor today, but I just had an egg sandwich and I'm feeling scrambled, hope I don't crack.
Re: General Puns
Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2018 11:13 pm
by Steo
My brother wasn't going to eat his salad and I was like "lettuce eat that".
Re: General Puns
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2018 12:14 am
by R4Y_ANC3L
I am a ghost and I have to go on a "Die"t.
Re: General Puns
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2018 12:21 am
by Steo
My sister won't shut up about her new sewing machine. She keeps saying she's going to sew something and I'm like "sew what!?".
Re: General Puns
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2018 12:28 am
by The Jonster
I once said to vegetarians that I come in peas.
Re: General Puns
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2018 2:58 am
by Steo
There's Tennents near me. The guys are renting a dwelling and running an off licence.
Re: General Puns
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2018 6:10 pm
by The Jonster
Me and my mom love drinking tea, that’s what makes our relationship brew-tea-ful.
Re: General Puns
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2018 6:29 pm
by Steo
There's not much difference between a payphone and a mobile phone, they both charge
Edit: I guess this is more of a terrible joke than a pun actually.
Re: General Puns
Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2018 4:50 pm
by The Jonster
I went to buy a pie for my friend along with a cheesecake for my friend, though after coming home I accidentally ate the pie. My friend called me the next day and asked "How could you dessert me?"
Re: General Puns
Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2018 6:19 pm
by Steo
The Jonster wrote: Sun Dec 09, 2018 4:50 pm
I accidentally ate the pie.
Accidentally?
I prefer to sit in a dark room, I'm delighted.
Re: General Puns
Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2018 3:01 am
by The Jonster
Hahahahah! Brilliant!
It's getting colder these days since it's getting closer to Christmas, I just snow it's going to be freezing cold, I just hope I've been ice this year.
Re: General Puns
Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2018 4:42 am
by Steo
My dog always takes the full sliced pan off the table, he's a full-bred.
Re: General Puns
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2018 3:12 pm
by R4Y_ANC3L
I haven't been able to get anything from the library. I must admit that their Business is booking!!
Re: General Puns
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2018 3:18 pm
by The Jonster
It’s a brand new day and I feel like having breakfast. This is going to be an eggsciting day!
Re: General Puns
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2018 3:19 pm
by Aaron
I wanted to make a pretzel joke but it would've been too cheesy.
Re: General Puns
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2018 3:54 pm
by The Jonster
I've been trying to finish reading my books before returning them, but I've been procaffeinating. Maybe I need some coffee so I have more time to read.
Re: General Puns
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2018 5:59 pm
by Steo
Aaron wrote: Tue Dec 11, 2018 3:19 pm
I wanted to make a pretzel joke but it would've been too cheesy.
I guess multi-tasking and trying to do more than one thing at a time is two hard.
