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"I don't have one (i think), but i have got a magic cheeseburger!", said Rayman.
"Give it to me!" The zombie said and his clotches fall of.
"Globox?", rayman shouted.
"Mbddd, Oh sorry, it was (Crunch) (Sllorp) aahn littlf jook!", globox said
"Give back that magic cheeseburger!", rayman said worried, "or you'll transform into a princess!"

To be continued..

"REVENGE!!", the cheeseburger said.
"Oh no!!", Rayman said.
"I'm still hungry", Globox said.
"Yeah, and i'm still gonna fix the Heart of the World, so i can watch TV!", Rayman said.
"SSSSSHHHHHAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP!!!!!", the Indiana Jones rabbid said.
"...", everyone else said.
Then, the rabbid died.
"Rayman!", Murfy said "Rayman! You can borrow my time machine, to get back and save the Heart of the World from going out."
"Err... Isn't that a little crazy?", Rayman asked.
"This entire fanfic is crazy!", Murfy said.
"Good point. How do your machine work?"
"You just gotta speed up, until you reach 88 miles per hour!"
"Okay!"
He speeded up, until the time machine dissapeared into a flash of light.


When he arrived, he tried to find the heart. But suddenly, he ran into himself and both Raymans where knocked unconcious. (spelled that right?)

To be continued...

Then he got in another fanfic (cause of a time crash), but globox was still saving the heart of his tv. So there was a robo-pirate called rabbid, which was white, got long ears, was short and looks like this:
Rayman thought it was globox again so he ripped of rabbids skin. Splatsh! (BLOOD SPLATTERING ON FLOOR)
Oh sorry sir, i-i-i didn't wa-wan't to h...
"Enough!" Tha rabbid screamed. "SHAAAADAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!"
"I have got a deja vu", rayman thought.
Suddenly the cheeseburger was jumping towards the nearest macdonalds, and the rabbid (or how you wanna call it after his skin was ripped off), was chasing him.

To be continued...

And then, 3.000.000.000 rabbids died.
Best fanfic ever!
To be continued...

Suddenly, a pirate started to crash. Then razorbeard farted.
"Sorry", he said. Suddenly the prison ship explodes.
The pirates start to die and then the hoodlums came.

To be continued..

Meanwhile, in Rayman's house.
Slaves now on board: 0

"Ah!, i finally fixed The Heart of the World so i can watch TV.", Rayman said. "Looks like this fanfic is gonna end now."

THE NEXT F**KING MORNING!
"Hmmm...", Rayman said. "Why isn't this ending?"
"BECAUSE OF ME!!!" the magic cheeseburger said, and destroyed Spellbound Forest, as he and Rayman where teleported to a battle arena, placed at the top of a mountain (to make it more dramatic). The sky turned red and black. The magic cheese burger got superpowers. This was it. THE FINAL BATTLE!

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The cheeseburger wanna attack rayman, but then he cried: "NOOOO!!! I AM SCARED MUMMIE!!! I WANNA GO TO HOME".
Rayman gave the cheeseburger a cookie.
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I AM SCARED THAT COOKIE IS POISIONED! (i think)" the cheeseburger cried.
Rayman says: "shut up and fix tha heart of the world so i can watch tv and see my favourite tv-serie."
Tha cheeseburger started to eat himself and rayman started crieing.
Ly was crieing too.



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then the magic cheesburger suddenly exploded, creating a thick cloud of smoke that covered miles of land, and as the smoke cleared, a vague figure could be seen where the cheeseburger was before...

Rayman start crieing. Wheeeeeh! I wanna watch my favourite tv-serie. Snif!! Wheeeh!! Razorbeard farted again, and this time the heart of the world exploded totally.

2 be continued.

And 3.000.000.000 more rabbids died.
"YAY!", Every non-retarded person in the world said.

Then there were -692 rabbids.

Everbody screamed: "GO Rayman, you are the best"

Then Rayman started to fix the heart of the world.

...again.
"Why are you fixing the heart again?" Globox asked. "It isn't broken."
"No, but i'm trying to install a parabol." Rayman said.
"Maybe you shouldn't do that." Murfy said.
"Why not?"
"Because a parabol would probably attract another lightening!"
"Come on Murfy. You know that a lightening never hits the same spot twic..... "
ZAP!! PoW!
KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!!!!!!!!




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"oops" Rayman said.

To be continued...

"That's all cause of you!", rayman shouted to murfy.
"You put me out of concentration! Now i have to fix my tv, the cheeseburger, the parabol and globox head!"
Then murfy started crieing and sais:











(2 b continued)

Suddenly, Reflux jumped out of the time machine (that everyone had forgot).
"MC told me you where here!!" he yelled.
"Who's MC?" Rayman asked.
"The Magic Cheeseburger" Reflux said.
"Ooh!" Rayman said, "But didn't the time machine explode?"
"Who knows? This fanfic is so random, i don't remember." Reflux said, "Anyways, we're gonna fight!! And we're gonna fight in a new fanfic called: The Crappy Fanfic of DOOM!!!"
He opened a portal, and flung Rayman in his ASS!

THE END!



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THE CRAPPY FANFIC of DOOOOOOM!!!!
Episode 1.


Rayman: Where am i?
Reflux: In my ASS!
Indiana Jones rabbid: SSSHAAAAAAADDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP!!!!
Rayman: Oh no! NOT AGAIN!
Narrator: To be continued.

Rayman: Let's move on to my world.
Reflux died.
Rayman was in his own world.
The fanfic topic was cleared.
*In 4 words, Everything was normal again.*

Rayman: Now, let's play a game of chess.
Globox (who was also there): yes i win
Rayman: no i win
Globox: I WIN!
Rayman: NO YOU ARE A LOSER STUPID ***HOLE
Globox: **** the **** out of the ******* game of **** chess!
Rayman: Wanna have a **** in your ****, fat son of a *****

2 be continued../

Indiana Jones rabbid:********************
Rayman: DIE!!
Rayman takes a gun.
Gun: Click.
Gun: Bang!!
Indiana Jones rabbid: URGh!
IJ rabbid dies.
Globox farts.
Rayman: ...
Globox: ....
Rayman: Why do you have more dots than me?
Globox: Because i kick ass!
Rayman: I CHALLENGE YOU TO DOTTING!!!
Globox: Accepted!
Rayman: ..........
Globox: ...........
Rayman: ............
Globox: .............
Rayman: ..............
Globox: ...............
Ratman: ...............
Globox: Hello Ratman. How are you?
Ratman: Fine.
Rayman: But why are you competing against Globox? I'M supposed to be doing that!!
Ratman: No anymore!
Rayman:
The King: Dinner!

2 B cont...

Globox started to flip and eated the dinner.
RATMAN: wat the hell am i doing here?
The King: Eating me.
Rayman: where's the cheeseburger
Globox: i ate him
Ratman: but he's my friend!
Globox: he WAS your friend, now he filled my bellie
Ratman: I kill you!
Rayman: No
Ratman: Yes!!!
Globox: Rayman, are we going to eat a desert?
Rayman: are you mad? you can't ead sand
Globox: Ooops. Correction: dessert.
Ratman: I like icecream
Cheeseburger: yeah me too
The King: Where am i? DINNER!
Rayman: No thanx, i had a big lunch. (BURP)
Globox: Dinner? Dinner? Where is dinner? Come to daddy, dinner!
The King: Uh uh uh uh, you are not going anywhere, dinner.
Dinner: No i don't wanna die again!
Globox: what do i have to eat now?
Big pie: you can't eat me! NO!!!

2 be continued.

Big pie: I have a machine gun.
Ratman: SHADDDDAAAAAAAAAAPP!!!
Rayman: You ate Indiana Jones rabbid?
Ratman: Maybe.
Ly: This fanfic is getting too stupid.
Homer Simpson (drunk): YOU'RE TOO STUPID!!! *BUUUURRRP!!!!!!*
The King: Enough! My shit sails in the morning.
Rayman: Don't you mean ship?
The King: ENOUGH!!!!(followed by echoes)
Globox: Shake your ass, Space Mama.
"EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!"
Dinner: PARTY!
Party: DINNER!
Dinner: AAAAAAAargh!! The party can talk!!
Party: AAAAAAAargh!! The dinner can talk!!
Bowser: It's time for me to do my sexy shell dance!
R4_121: NO!! IT BUUUUUURNS!!!
Bunnieblaster: 2 B continued...
R4_121: Not yet!
Bunnieblaster: Why?
R4_121: *FAARTS!"
Bunnieblaster: Ew!
R4_121: 2 B continued...

Big pie: Hello
Ratman: SHADAAAP!!!
Rayman: SHADAAAP!!!
Mr. Bean: OMG they killed kenny
Rayman: Mr. Bean, Go away
Mr. Bean: Bye!
Ratman: Sexbomb sexbomb, you are my sexbomb.
Rayman: Who are you talking about
Ratman: Globox
Rayman: OMG globox is a male! (i think)
Ratman: Yes?
Rayman: That means you are gay...
Ratman: Of course not! I am a female!
Rayman: Wow, of course you are.
Ratman: NO I AM RAZORBEARD!!! (rips off his fake skin)
Razorbeard: Now i've got you...
Rayman: 2 b continued

El Dango: Hi folks!
Rayman: Eh... Do i know you?
El Dango: I'm R4_121.
Rayman: Where you in disguise too!?
El Dango: No. I just got a new username.
Rayman: Why El Dango?
El Dango: Not your business.
Rayman: But... eh... Dango? What does that mean?
El Dango: It's just a name, okay.
Rayman: But...
El Dango: NO MORE BUTTS!!
Rayman: I said but, not butt.
El Dango: Oh.
Razorbeard: HEY! NO ONE'S PAYING ATTENTION TO ME!!
Luigi: Now you know how Weegee feels.
The King: I wonder what's for dinner.
Luigi: Lotsa spaghetti!
The Magic Cheeseburger: I'M BACK!
Rayman: Wanna play Twister?
The Magic Cheeseburger: YaY!
Ly: Eh... this place seems to be affecting everyones brains. But why doesn't it work on me?
Grim: Because you're SUPER NATURAL!!
Ly: Of course. My telepathic powers!
Ghost Busters: YES!!

2 b cont.