Rayman Pirate-Community

Great, now I'm gonna have nightmares...

About?

Awful companies buying Rayman.

stan423321 wrote: More worse, UbiSoft sells Rayman to Rockstar. Worst one, UbiSoft sells Rayman to EA.

Rayman + Rockstar = Extremely violent and gory Rayman games. Blood everywhere, and a plot that doesn't make sense.

Rayman + EA = Unoriginal Rayman games, with almost no new features. You get the feeling that you play the same game over and over again.

Rayman + Sega = HOLY SHIT NO!!!

Rayman + Nintendo = Multiple power-ups, almost the same concept over and over again (like how two-villains kept fighting each other).

Rayman + Krome = Characters have Australian accents.

I had a dream once that i was sucked into Rayman 1 and was fighting Ang and then it started crying and i flew on it to Mr. Dark and then...

I thouched his nose and he exploded and then Betila came and killed Moskito and I woke up... Poor Moskito

El Dango wrote:Rayman + Sega = HOLY SHIT NO!!!

Please tell me why.

Rayman + CD Projekt RED = In the first level, you learn how to jump over hole that is 8 meters long (25 feet), and how to kill 13 Lavomatrixes in 45 seconds.

Rayman + Disney Interactive = Movies about Rayman, serial movies about Rayman, no games with Rayman. Or poorer than Rayman Rushed.

Rayman + Blizzard = World of the Lumcraft.

Rayman + Tate = You have to collect fists to throw'em.

Rayman + Some Soviet Pirates = PEЙMAH 4 (aka Rayman in Mario)

Rayman + Insomniac = Rayman gets a bunch of inventive fist power-ups, rides a bunch of wacky creatures and vehicles, and gets an amazing PS3 game every few years!

Yeah. ONLY PS3. That would be SHIT!

Holy Crap wrote:Yeah. ONLY PS3. That would be SHIT!

That would be awesome! All Rayman fans would have to get PS3s! And I'd get to say "I told you so!", hahahahahah...

You are possibly the most fucking retarded moron i've ever seen.

Because...?

spiraldoor wrote:

Holy Crap wrote:Yeah. ONLY PS3. That would be SHIT!

That would be awesome! All Rayman fans would have to get PS3s! And I'd get to say "I told you so!", hahahahahah...

No... Please don't let it happen...

stan wrote:Please tell me why.

Because Sonic is now the lamest piece of shit the world has ever known. Imagine Rayman like that.

yeah, no PS3 only games

Rayman must be 3rd party forever!!
Oh, and now back to more company swapping fun.

Rayman + Oddworld Inhabbitants = Creative Rayman games as we know them, but with more violence, swearing and black humor.

Rayman + Team17 = Crazy Rayman games, filled with nonsense.

Rayman + Sucker Punch = Cel shaded Rayman (lol).

Just last night - I had a sudden u-turn in dreams... I dreamt that SEGA bought Rayman from Ubisoft, and gave him the same powers as Sonic/NiGHTS. The fanbse community weren't so happy about it either... It was rather nasty, to be fully honest.

Rayman + Sonic powers = Super Rayman.

Rayman + Nights powers = Dream Rayman... or something.

Both things would look very lame...

Rayman + Konami = Game using 6 buttons.

This topic has been hijacked!

Rayman + spiraldoor = This Rayman has been hijacked.