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Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2018 5:23 pm
by Mortamon Saturn
Michel Ancel is actually Tily in a human disguise, she tries to take over the world with her games, but we don't like them so she brainwashed us into thinking the games were great. Tily is truly the worst form of evil ! :evil: *gets brainwashed* All hail Tilyyyyyyyyyyyyyy... :confus:

Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2018 5:27 pm
by Steo
Tily was only taken out of the games after Arena/M because people were overwhelmed by how much of a great character she was.

Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2018 5:32 pm
by Alexinator
Rayman The Animated Series was intended to be a prequel to Rayman 2.

Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2018 5:34 pm
by Steo
Rayman Legends was originally going to be titled "Rayman Feet", but it was changed to Legends since Legends are feet.

Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2018 5:38 pm
by Mortamon Saturn
Rayman Legends should have got a sequel called Rayman Myths, but it got cancelled because people all wanted more ports of Legends and more mobile games.

Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2018 5:40 pm
by Steo
Rayman Origins was complained about for being nothing like the original, so they're recalling all copies of it and making it in 240p instead to see how much that will please people.

Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2018 5:59 pm
by Mortamon Saturn
Rayman 1 and all old 2D Rayman games were so much hated that they decided to only make UbiArt games, and because using the telescopic fist at long range is overrated. Having a story is also overrated, and the older games sucked so the original Rayman trilogy got retconned.
To remind everyone how of much the previous games were bad, they made Rayman Classic, 3D, and 3 HD to truly capture and display the crapiness of the originals !








Also the plums were pointless and infamous, so they got removed aswell.

Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2018 5:59 pm
by Aaron
The next Rayman game will be pixelized like the 8-bit levels in Rayman Legends.

Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2018 6:00 pm
by Alexinator
Globox will die in the next Rayman game.

Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2018 6:02 pm
by Mortamon Saturn
Rayman 3D was supposed to have a prequel named Rayman 2D, but it got cancelled when the team working on it was blamed for ripping off a much greater project : Rayman Classic.

Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2018 6:06 pm
by Alexinator
Rayman 4 isn't going to be made. We'll just get another port of Rayman 2.

Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2018 6:08 pm
by Mortamon Saturn
But before this port of Rayman 2 we'll get another port of Rayman Legends ! :D

Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2018 6:13 pm
by Steo
Rayman Legends will be released on Super Nintendo.

Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2018 6:17 pm
by Aaron
Rayman Origins will be released on Sega Saturn, Sega Genesis and Sega Mega Drive.

Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2018 6:22 pm
by Steo
I will pay good money to see that happen literally :P

Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2018 10:38 pm
by The Jonster
The guide created the Muse of The Poets to fuck Polokus with.

Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2018 7:43 am
by PluMGMK
The Jonster wrote:THe knowledge of the world is from the lum's point of view.
Wait, isn't that basically true? It's the Lums who teach the knowledge to Rayman.

Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2018 7:45 am
by The Jonster
Umm....well...I... :oops2:

COCO DID IT!! (I feel like creating a meme for this so people will actually know what I'm talking about :lol: )

The Rabbids were an invention of a disaster thatoccured in Ubisoft.

Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2018 5:33 pm
by Mortamon Saturn
The Rayman Rabbids Community is better than the RPC.

Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2018 5:41 pm
by Birds858
Rayman Saturn wrote:The Rayman Rabbids Community is better than the RPC.
But, the RPC is also a Rabbids Community ?